Saturday , 16 December 2017

11 Christmas Movies Guaranteed To Make You Horny

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  Bad Santa (2003)

Billy Bob Thornton swears, drinks and fucks non-stop in this fun for the whole family movie.

What’s Sexy?: Billy’s got a sleazy sex appeal and the scene where he has sex in a car with Lauren Graham is one for the history books.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: You’re kidding, right?

Reindeer Games (2000)

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Ben Affleck assumes the identity of someone he met in prison and beds Charlize Theron.

What’s Sexy?: Ben Affleck in bed with Charlize Theron. Duh.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: Probably. Sure.

Die Hard (1988)

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Bruce Willis saves his wife and Christmas partygoers from a terrorist.

What’s Sexy?: Bruce Willis’ ARMS for one. And he’s glistening with sweat the entire movie. In that tank top.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: They’re probably already watching it.

Batman Returns (1992)

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Batman fends off Catwoman and the Penguin as they try to take over Gotham City.

What’s Sexy?: Michelle Pfieffer and Michael Keaton gave you a sexy leather fetish two decades before American Horror Story did.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: They probably took you to see when you were a kid, they’ll appreciate the nostalgia.

Love Actually (2003)

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A bunch of people fall in love because it’s Christmas or something.

What’s Sexy?: Rodrigo Santoro. Mmmmm.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: You shouldn’t watch it at all because it’s a lame movie, but if you’re into this sort of thing, whatever.

Mean Girls (2004)

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Lindsay Lohan brings down a group of bullies in her high school so she can hook up with a future cycling instructor at Fly Wheel.

What’s Sexy?: Aaron Samuels’ hair when it’s pushed back.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: Only if they’re a cool mom.

Go (1999)

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A drug deal gone wrong is told through three intertwining stories.

What’s Sexy?: Shirtless Timothy Olyphant.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: Not unless you want them to ask you about “the drugs” that you do.

 It’s A Wonderful Life (1946)

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Jimmy Stewart almost commits suicide on Christmas Eve until a guardian angel shows him life is worth living.

What’s Sexy?: The sexual tension in the phone scene between Jimmy and Donna Reed is one of those “only in the ’40s can you get a hard-on from people staring at each other fully clothed” scenes. And when they kiss afterward? Get a towel.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: This was your grandmother’s original 50 Shades of Grey, so your parents are probably really creeped out by this movie.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

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Val Kilmer plays a suave, gay private investigator that will turn you on like one of those dames in a Raymond Chandler novel.

What’s Sexy?: If Val Kilmer’s not your thing, there’s also Michelle Monaghan dressed up as sexy Mrs. Claus and Robert Downey Jr. being Robert Downey Jr.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: As long as you tell them it’s “just like Law & Order.”

Lethal Weapon (1987)

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Mel Gibson and Danny Glover fight crime on Christmas and it’s before Mel Gibson started making public racist and sexist rants, so he might just turn you on.

What’s Sexy?: The opening has a shot of Mel’s bare ass. You’re welcome.
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: Yep. They’ll never be too old for this shit!

Gremlins (1984)

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Gremlins take over a small town and terrorize it.

What’s Sexy?: Duh, horror movies get the blood pumping, making you all hot and bothered. And besides, who isn’t turned on by these scaly, miniature demons?
Can You Watch With Your Parents?: They’re probably gonna pass on this.

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