When someone won’t stop talking to you about their problems:
When you eat too much:
When someone tries to steal your food:
When someone talks to you while you’re reading an important text:
When you realize you have five more minutes to sleep in:
When someone ugly asks you if you think they are pretty:
When someone won’t stop making fun of you:
When you see a free sample at the grocery store:
When you’re getting ready for a date:
When you’re in a crowded room and have to go into contortionist mode to get to the other side:
When you’re drunk and have to pee:
What you picture when you’re swimming in a lake and something touches your leg:
When you show up late and your boss/teacher has the day off:
When you use your phone in the middle of the night:
When you see a security camera at the ATM:
When you’re at home alone with your pet:
When someone you hate leaves the room:
When you get up really early in the morning:
When no one laughs at a joke you made:
When there is no food in the refrigerator:
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