Sunday , 4 December 2016

A few toasts to share with your friends this weekend

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When it comes to drinking and giving a toast, why not say a little more than your ordinary “Cheers!”

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“Here’s to women’s panties. They may not be the best thing in the world, but they’re the closest thing to it.”

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“May our lives be in songs, our deaths in text books, and our names in history!”

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“Here’s to those who wish us well. And those that don’t can go to hell.”

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“To our exes, may they stay that way!“

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“Over the teeth, and past the gums – look out stomach, here it comes!!”

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“May we always be happy, and may our enemies always know it”

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“May our coffins be built of 100 year old wood, and may we plant the trees tomorrow.”

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“May misfortune follow you always, and never catch up.”

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“May we always have steak when we’re hungry, and drink when we’re dry, and if the liquor don’t kill us, may we drink ’till we die!”

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“May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.”

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“May you never go to hell, but always be on your way.”

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“May the worst days of your future be a reflection of the best days from your past!”

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“Laughing is one, loving is another. May they always be following each other.”

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“What shall we drink to? About three in the morning!”

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