Saturday , 22 September 2018

Animals

Odd Sleeping Patterns Throughout The Animal Kingdom

Dolphins You might think dolphins are the smartest mammals of the sea, but don’t hold your breath. These dummies only shut off half of their brain when they sleep so they don’t forget to breathe. Yeah, because they live underwater and breathe air. Idiots, all of them. Sharks These chompy mischief makers of the deep are like a real life …

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The Art of Cat Stacking

If you own a cat, chances are you’ve unknowingly already played Cat Stack. Anytime a cat is asleep, or just insanely lazy, you can try to stack as much random shit on them until they finally decide they don’t want to be covered in remotes, and eventually leave.

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Pets Can Be Real A**holes Sometimes

Lets get one thing straight, I love my pets. I have two dogs, a Great Dane and a Shepherd and something (probably coyote) mix. I love them to death, but they are little bastards sometimes. For instance, when my Dane, Venus, decides to start shitting on the rug because she wants to go for a walk. Bitch. Here are some …

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These Creatures Have Just Way Too Much Venom In Them

Mexican Beaded Lizard While it doesn’t have fangs, this lizard will chew on its prey until its venomous saliva drips into the wound. Bites can cause respiratory arrest in humans. Brazilian wandering spider This spider’s venom is so strong that it rivals that of many snakes. Symptoms include intense pain, paralysis, and respiratory arrest (followed by death). Fat-tailed scorpion The …

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Animal Architects Build Some Pretty Amazing Stuff

Spider webs: In the aftermath of a particularly heavy flood in Pakistan, spiders retreated to the safe high ground of trees to build their webs. Cathedral Termite Mound found in Litchfield NP, Australia. Pufferfish circles: Male pufferfish make these on the ocean floor by flapping their fins and swimming in circles. The goal of the artwork is to attract a …

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Couple Saves A Starving Dog, And Gets A Huge Surprise

Sometimes, when I’m a passenger in a car, driving a long and unchanging route, I stare out the window and just see what wildlife I can see. It looks like Lacey Wheeler is the same way. She and her partner Audra were driving home from visiting family in Ohio when they saw what they thought was a baby deer on …

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Animals Are Out Best Friend

It’s pretty well-known that penguins ‘propose’ to one another by finding and presenting a pebble to their potential mate, but it turns out that that isn’t where the romance ends with these flightless love birds. Once together, penguins are virtually inseparable. The only time that are separated are for hunts and during extreme blizzards in which they get lost. Elephants …

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Now This Is A Funny Way To Document Your Labrador’s Growth

“Axl, about 5 days after we took him home (7.5 weeks). His full name is Axl Riley, Axl was born on 9/11 so his middle name is in tribute to one of the many rescue dogs that worked at ground zero” “He always followed me into the bathroom. Here he is at 8.5 weeks” “9 & 1/2 weeks (The puppy, …

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Rescued Dog Makes Heartwarming Transformation

Just a fair warning, the first few images are pretty nasty. So, yeah. This BBL (beautiful black lab) was rescued from a squatter camp. She was not only malnourished, but she was riddled with ticks. Most people lose their minds when one tick is found. LOOK AT ALL THOSE TICKS. Dear oh dear. The process of removing all of the …

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