Thursday , 20 September 2018

Animals

Meet Diego, The Sex-crazed Tortoise Who Saved His Species

Meet Diego, the 100-year-old Giant Galapagos Tortoise with a pure-white hot hatred for extinction and a sex-drive that would make Ron Jeremy blush. Diego is kind of a big deal when it comes to his species. Why? Because he single-handedly saved his kind. Discovered at the San Diego Zoo in 1976, Deigo was identified as 1 of the last 3 …

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Cat Really Didn’t Expect That Possum Stealing Her Food…

“Excuse me, that’s actually MY dinner” “Umm. A little help please” “You see there’s been a mistake, you accidentally gave MY dinner to this imposter” “You serious??? You’re just gonna stand there and take pictures, I’m starving… You know what, that’s fine” “I can share… oh my favourite. CAT food” “Ok ok ok sorry, enjoy” DAAAAAAAD?!

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Scientific Proof That Dogs Are The “Goodest boys” on Earth

You know it and I know it, but somehow, this truth isn’t known by everyone in the world – dogs are people too. I mean, it doesn’t take a scientist to figure it out, yet there’s still a whole squad of idiots out there treating dogs like second class beings, and not like the beautiful furry children and family members …

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Rescued Cow Thinks It’s Just One Of The Dogs

After Hurricane Harvey hit southeast Texas, Tammy and Ren Canton’s home was at full capacity since they had already taken in two families. However, after they saw this baby calf who had been abandoned by its mother, shivering in the flood waters, they had to take it in. Hell, I live in an second-floor apartment, and I even I couldn’t …

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Cute Cat Facts That Won’t Let You Read Them

Cats train humans more than the other way around. A study has shown that cats use meowing and purring sounds to get their way with humans. One particular sound they found mimicked the same frequency as a baby, indicating they were trying to cash in on a human’s natural response to nurture a baby’s cry. Cats were sacred in Ancient …

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Animals Are Way Too Emotional

My wife sent this after picking up our dog after surgery today. Says he’s “still under the influence.” When you realize it’s your cake: When the hairdresser exceeds all expectations: He ate something forbidden and turned around with this face: “She wanted to drive and I said no…” Looks like a cartoon bomb blew up in her face: I was …

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Odd Sleeping Patterns Throughout The Animal Kingdom

Dolphins You might think dolphins are the smartest mammals of the sea, but don’t hold your breath. These dummies only shut off half of their brain when they sleep so they don’t forget to breathe. Yeah, because they live underwater and breathe air. Idiots, all of them. Sharks These chompy mischief makers of the deep are like a real life …

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The Art of Cat Stacking

If you own a cat, chances are you’ve unknowingly already played Cat Stack. Anytime a cat is asleep, or just insanely lazy, you can try to stack as much random shit on them until they finally decide they don’t want to be covered in remotes, and eventually leave.

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