Tuesday , 21 November 2017


Supposedly Sexy Halloween Costumes Nobody Has Any Business Wearing

Sexy Halloween costumes are inherently ridiculous. Like, come on folks. Halloween is supposed to be for spooks and frights and candy. Looking hot has nothing to do with that. Also, as a hot person you can look hot the entire rest of the year and get away with it. So I implore you: ditch the sexy Halloween costumes and put …

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Food Network Memes

From ‘Chopped’, to ‘Top Chef’, to ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives,’ these all-too-true memes were whipped up and served to perfection. I’d like to say I never watch Food Network and that I’m above all that, but that would be a puréed pile of lies and you guys deserve the truth!!

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Hilarious Random Memes

Every day I spend hours f**king around on the internet so I can bring you the dankest of the dank memes floating around. Here’s what I’ve got for you today.

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Funny Book Dedications For Your Reading List

Book dedications are one of the last vestiges of the serious. They conjure the image of some battled artistic genius, who after years of struggle and inspiration has arrived at the conclusion of their epic, and finally, with their last ounce of mental energy, they spiritually link the book to the memory of some haunted lost love. That’s one way …

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