Friday , 22 September 2017


People I’m Reporting To 1-800-Crime-Stoppers Immediately

That’s it, I’m calling the police. There’s very little holding our fragile social bonds together. People barely even watch baseball anymore. In a world like this, what meaning do laws have? Apparently none, as we see these evil anarchists walk all over the grass, stand behind gates, and touch things which clearly say not to touch. Any minor violation like …

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17 Guys Who Got Completely Destroyed Being Creeps In The DMs

Guys being creeps is as old as time itself, but DMs are a fairly recent invention. It’s a nice new way for someone halfway across the globe to bug you. Being online is like opening yourself up to weird sexual terrorism. With all the people being creeps on the net, some of us have fashioned amazing defense systems in the …

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Jokes You’ll Understand When You’re Older

Getting older is everybody’s business. From the time you can walk you’re looking down at people that can only crawl with a smirk. But where childhood is all waiting to become an adult, actually being an adult is like joining a different world. Wait, stuff I do actually matters? And I’m in control of my own life? It’s a bit …

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