Saturday , 17 February 2018

Funny

Deep Thoughts For Idiots

You remember those totally deep thoughts you had when you were like, 14? Think about them now. If a shiver didn’t run up your spine, there might be a problem. “Dude, what if what I call Red is actually your Blue?” — Stop, stop. It’s not interesting, you don’t look cool. The way to true self growth is to look …

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People Who Are Definitely No Longer With Us, R.I.P.

There’s a reason they call them “safety rules” and not “safety suggestions”. There’s a billion ways to do stuff in a way that is super dangerous, and about one way to do things right. That’s a rough but totally accurate figure that I arrived at using deductive reasoning. Why do people do dangerous things? Just for the entertainment value. At …

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The Laziest People On The Planet

Lazy Geniuses have driven most of technological innovation over human history. Don’t ask me to back that up with facts, I’m too lazy to look it up. Despite the spark of genius that laziness sometimes inspires, there’s a point at which laziness just begets laziness. Why are people lazy? So they can spend more time being lazy. It’s a beautiful …

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