Irish People Can’t Take Storm Ophelia Seriously

As Storm Ophelia barrels across the British Isles, a region of the world not used to any kind of inclement weather, the people of Ireland have battened down the hatches and endured some truly hellish weather. The seriousness of this and other mass weather events around the globe can’t be understated and our thoughts must always go out to those …

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Supposedly Sexy Halloween Costumes Nobody Has Any Business Wearing

Sexy Halloween costumes are inherently ridiculous. Like, come on folks. Halloween is supposed to be for spooks and frights and candy. Looking hot has nothing to do with that. Also, as a hot person you can look hot the entire rest of the year and get away with it. So I implore you: ditch the sexy Halloween costumes and put …

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Food Network Memes

From ‘Chopped’, to ‘Top Chef’, to ‘Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives,’ these all-too-true memes were whipped up and served to perfection. I’d like to say I never watch Food Network and that I’m above all that, but that would be a puréed pile of lies and you guys deserve the truth!!

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