Friday , 16 February 2018


There’s Nothing More Creepy Than What The Baby Monitor Sees

You know when old people affectionately call kids “Little devils?” I don’t think they know how right they are, especially when viewed through a night-vision-hued baby monitor. I swear to god, I’d wake up in the middle of the night sometimes, and check the monitor and see my little guy doing some of this sinister stuff. I’d then proceed to …

Read More »

People Breaking Every Food Law

Some people rule supremely over their food, for others, however, food has their lives held in an unshakable stranglehold. Personally, I have my days where I’m ahead and my days where I wake up at 4 AM covered in potato chips with no idea how they got there. To summarize, food happens.

Read More »

Odd Things That Can F***in’ Kill You

Jell-o Because of the very peculiar texture that Jell-o has, it is incredibly hard to dislodge from your throat with the Heimlich maneuver. Sports Balls Being a spectator at a sporting event is fun, but it does come with some danger. Every year, thousands of people are struck by sports balls such as hockey pucks, baseballs, and golf balls. There …

Read More »

When tattooing your eyeball goes very, very wrong

There are a handful of moments in life where one looks back and blows the dust off of a catalog labelled “What was I thinking?” For the average person, lists of deranged exes, drunken nights of debauchery, and perhaps the occasional style faux-pas litters their catalog. For Cat Gallinger, eyeball tattoo might be bolded and double underlined. Eyes are beautiful. …

Read More »