Being single has taken a dramatic turn for the worse recently, I mean poor Ben can’t even find a nice girl to show him an ounce of attention. Turns out you have to hit them where it hurts worst, their phones. To most girls, phones are sadly their most prized possession. They have their heads buried in their phones all day and expect guys to just wear it. Why are girls like this? Are we not interesting enough? I think it’s time to take a stand.
I’m giving everyone the benefit of that doubt that the females in your life would never stoop this low. But in case you’re on a horrible date, next time try texting her that it’s not going so well, it may turn a shitty situation into a better one, or at least get more than one-word answers from her.