Saturday , 10 December 2016

If You Are Going To Have A Cat, Look What Is Waiting For You

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You will lose your cat for several hours and panic, before finding them at the back of the wardrobe.

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At first you will try to stop your cat destroying your furniture, but eventually you will realise that some territory will have to be surrendered.

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You will call your cat many names, but rarely the name you actually gave them.

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You will lose a lot of sleep.

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You will learn to hide certain objects from your cat.

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You will spend money on your cat because you just want to show them love, but they will not care.

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You will get bitten, scratched, and generally abused.

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You will get used to watching only half the TV.

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You will learn to sleep with your toes inside the covers.

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Your phone will run out of memory.

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Your cat will train you more than you will train your cat.

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You will sit for ages with a dead leg, needing a wee, because you couldn’t possibly disturb your cat.

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You will learn to get a bit more relaxed about “personal space”.

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You will learn to defend every meal you eat.

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You will never leave a glass dangerously near the edge of a surface again.

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Your cat will spend some time removing all of the cat litter from their tray.

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You will hold your cat up to the mirror just so they can see how beautiful they are.

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You will see a box or a large elastic band and think, My cat would love that.

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Your cat will stare at you and you’ll wonder if they’re going to murder you in your sleep.

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You will leave the house absolutely covered in cat hairs.

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Your cat will do some really odd things, and eventually you will just accept them as totally normal.

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You will not blink when your cat decides to do their daily sprints around the house.

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You will surrender cups of tea and turn on taps because your cat has decided that they don’t like to drink water out of a bowl.

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You will cancel plans to be ignored by your cat all evening.

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You will love like you’ve never loved before.

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