Barnorama All Fun In The Barn
Fire Ant – “Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.” 1.2/4
Bullhorn Acacia Ant – “A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.” 1.8/4
Bald-Faced Hornet – “Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.” 2/4
Yellowjacket – “Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W. C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.” 2/4
European Honeybee – “Like a match head that flips off and burns on your skin.” 2/4
Red Harvester Ant – “Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.” 3/4
Paper Wasp – “Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.” 3/4
Tarantula Hawk – “Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair dryer has been dropped into your bubble bath.” 4/4
Bullet Ant – “Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like fire-walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch rusty nail in your heel.” 4+/4
MRW I get stung by anything.