Wednesday , 28 September 2016

If you thought hipster plating was bad, get a load of what they use for booze

Listen, I’m all down for a hand grenade or a nice fish bowl punch, but I’m sure everyone can agree that 95% of the time a normal glass is very much preferred.
Here are some of the most ridiculous containers being used for alcohol these days.

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When your drink obnoxiously reminds you of the dish pileup in your sink at home.

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Beer doesn’t always come easy, sometimes you have to work for it.

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Is this a bar or a potions class at Hogwarts?

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Babies who won’t quit “wining” probably inspired this one.

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How does the saying go? “An apple-flavored-drink-out-of-an-actual-apple a day keeps the doctor away?”

That doesn’t sound right.

 

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Do you think the picture of yourself clinging to your drink is supposed to serve as a reminder of what sober you looks like?

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Look, a drink wearing an old sack to remind you that you overdressed for the occassion!

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The epitome of a “liquid breakfast.”

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A nice cucumber-infused gin made by a very lazy bartender .

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“Does this drink taste a little metallic to you?”

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This bar wants to make your feel like you’re breaking the rules by using a flask. It’s like prom night all over again.

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I don’t think camera lenses work after you throw a bunch of ice in them.

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The grossest part about this shot out of an oyster shell is that somebody probably ate the oyster first.

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Try not to get stung while sipping.

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Also, try not to get a disease while drinking out of a clinical waste bin.

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Chinese takeout never got you so drunk!

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Skip the glass and just drink moonshine straight from the jar.

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The ultimate recycling: Using actual trash to hold your drink.

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“For today’s science experiment, we’re going to see just how foamy we can make our beer!”

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Nothing like some Marmite to get your buzz going.

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Why waste energy putting the lemon in the actual drink when you can just use a tray?

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Not only did they just remind you of grandma while you’re trying to have a good time, they went a step further and put ice in the beer.

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The best way to watch your alcohol intake is to literally measure as you go.

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Eating alcoholic foam is the only clean way to get drunk.

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