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These cats have been around the world, taken classes and studied hard to be as cultured as they are now.

The City Slicker

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He’s from Brooklyn, Fuhgeddaboudit

The Well-Mannered Cat

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Learned at a young age pasta is not finger food. It’s slurping food. Cultured.

The Scholar

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He just finished his thesis. Topic: CULTURE.

The Needler

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Learned how to embroider while in India.

The Chef

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Sushi chef extraordinaire, also knows karate. Cultured.

The Rastafarian

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What? Ohhh. Yeah. Mon.

The Dancer

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Took ballroom dancing classes, can waltz with the best of them.

The Polite Cat

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Uses chopsticks properly, like a cultured cat would.

The Pianist

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Tickles that ivory like an old pro.

The AristoCAT

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Like I said, the AristoCAT

The Musician

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He’s a classical guitarist.

The Traveler

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Speaks Italian. Cosa Vuoi?

The Worker

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Knows the trials and tribulations of sweat shops.

The Super-Nanny

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Learned everything she knows from Mary Poppins, queen of culture.

The Food Critic

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Traveled around the world tasting foods with Anthony Bourdain. Culture is in his blood.

The Businessman

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Expert negotiator, in three different languages. Culture is his middle name.

The Gardener

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Learned how to garden while visiting Croatia.

The Athlete

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Trained in Japan.

The Botanist

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Knows the difference between roses and poison ivy, as taught in Spain.

El Conquistador

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Speaks spanish.

The Techie

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Apprenticed with Steve Jobs himself.

The Strategist

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Knows books. Military books.

The Masseuse

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Went to Sweden, learned how to massage.