Lies You Were Told During Your Childhood

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There wasn’t room for two.

You’re going to use cursive sometime again in your life, not just in third grade.

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This MEANT something.

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Mario uses his head, not his hand.

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Humpty Dumpty is an egg.

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Blowing into a cartridge will make everything better.

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NO TEARS? YEAH, RIGHT.

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Cartoons are appropriate for kids.

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The roadrunner wins every single time.

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You’ll look older in no time.

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Arnold wears a skirt.

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You can link two Game Boys using this black thing.

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These things are actually used for cleaning pipes.

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“The ABC song,” “Ba Ba Black Sheep,” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” are different songs.

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“To open, push here.”

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You’ll outgrow your crushes on these people.

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You won’t have a calculator with you everywhere you go.

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Kids movies are always happy!

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Your favorites movies were real.

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You have a chance at winning this.

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There are nine planets in the solar system.

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If you keep making that face, it’s going to stick like that.

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You can use the blue side to erase pen.

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Anything and everything about spinach.

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But one thing will always be true…

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