Some will make you hungry, others will just confuse the hell out of you.
Something just isn’t “normal” about a stoned ear of corn.
Something tells us there’s probably a lot of sexual innuendos being thrown around on a Saturday night at the ballpark.
What were the people in Jamestown thinking?
Savannah Sand Gnats
The logo might be a joke, but the terrifyingly real blood-suckers aren’t.
What the deuce is an “aqua sock?”
Cedar Rapids Kernels
Mr. Kernel looks like he’s been hanging out in Normal too long.
El Paso Chihuahuas
Someone didn’t get their taco this afternoon.
Erie shows the result of what happens when you dress a creepy pirate up as a dog.
The most intimidating letter “K” you’ll ever see.
Besides being one of the least intimidating mascots in the minors, the Manatees boast an impressive cast of past players.
I guess Homer’s “hunger strike” to keep the team in Springfield didn’t work out.
Augusta Green Jackets
Arnold Palmers. All day, every day.
Because only mustached men are that casual with a fastball zooming at their face.
Richmond Flying Squirrels
Being classified as a “Flying Squirrel” before repping the Giants uniform seems like a form of hazing.
The happiest damn plane you ever will see.
Fort Wayne TinCaps
An obvious nod to Johnny Appleseed, but come on…the “TinCaps!?”
Not as bad as the Walleye, but come on, Toledo.
“Eugene is a hotbed of countercultural ideas,” said Brandiose’s Jason Klein. “From Sasquatch sightings to hippy culture, the Ems are honoring Eugene’s eccentricities with a few of their own.” – Emerald’s Official Website Oh, okay…
Charlotte Stone Crabs
Such an oddly specific name, but Stoney the Stone Crab reps the team well.
Omaha Storm Chasers
Twister is no joke…or is it?
Bowling Green Hot Rods
Cool beans, Bowling Green.
For every child who grew up catching crawdads in the creek behind the house.
New Orleans Zephyrs
Not sure what a beaver has to do with a zephyr, but alright New Orleans!
Lehigh Valley IronPigs
Mascots, Ferrous and FeFe, represent the team by wearing #26, the atomic number for Iron, on their jerseys. Science rules.
Lansing got screwed.