Monday , 11 December 2017

Owls Who Are Trying Really Hard To Hypnotize You Right Now

We don’t know what’s on their owl agenda. But we’re pretty sure we’ll do anything they say

1. “The first step in hypnosis is to relax. So … relax, ya?”

hypnosis-owl

2. “You must clear your mind of all distractions. There are no distractions anymore.”

hypnosis-owl

3. “Take a deep breath. Take another. I’m watching.”

hypnosis-owl

4. “Look into my eyes. You should be getting sleepy. Why aren’t you sleepy?”

hypnosis-owl

5. “You’re looking into my eyes, right? Not my stray feather? IGNORE IT!”

hypnosis-owl


6. “Try concentrating on my utterly fabulous eyelashes. Count them.”

hypnosis-owl

7. “Are you sure you’re really concentrating? I have my doubts.”

hypnosis-owl

8. “OK. We try another approach. Close your eyes, like this.”

hypnosis-owl

9. “No peeking!!”

hypnosis-owl

10. “Count backwards from 10. 10 … 9 … 8 … “

hypnosis-owl

11. “You do know how to count, don’t you?”

hypnosis-owl

12. “C’mon now. You can do it.”

hypnosis-owl

13. “Your eyelids should be getting heavy now. So very heavy … “

hypnosis-owl

14. “Your feet are like lead weights on the floor. Gravity is your master.”

hypnosis-owl

15. “Your breathing is slow and steady, slow and steady.”

hypnosis-owl

16. “You are getting sleepy … so sleepy … “

hypnosis-owl

17. “What do you mean you’re not sleepy?”

hypnosis-owl

18. “You followed my instructions, didn’t you?”

hypnosis-owl

19. “What do you mean, ‘Do I even know what I’m doing?'”

hypnosis-owl

20. “I am a master hypnotist! I am!”

hypnosis-owl

21. “Sure you don’t want to stare into my swirling whirling patterns again?”

hypnosis-owl

22. “Fine. We can call it a day. Just tell everyone I hypnotized you, OK?”

hypnosis-owl

Leave a Reply