Tuesday , 21 November 2017

People I’m Reporting To 1-800-Crime-Stoppers Immediately

That’s it, I’m calling the police. There’s very little holding our fragile social bonds together. People barely even watch baseball anymore. In a world like this, what meaning do laws have? Apparently none, as we see these evil anarchists walk all over the grass, stand behind gates, and touch things which clearly say not to touch. Any minor violation like these could cause civilization to crumble.