People Only Use the Apple Watch to Draw Dicks

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As technology progresses, people as a whole generally don’t progress. If anything people regress to their 8 year old self and still think drawing a dick is the funniest thing in the world.

For instance here is an original I did, I normally send John another one of our editors a daily dick drawing to his Apple Watch, because you know reasons.

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Often people ask what I use the Apple Watch for and the answer normally surprises them.

Yep, I only use the Apple Watch to Draw Dicks…ok not really, but I’m not the only one doing it.

Citing several unverified tweets, the Apple Watch’s Sketch feature has become a favorite of the bored and uncreative, those who use the app to doodle dicks and send the sketches to friends.

Why, exactly, this is news remains a mystery to me.

If the only goddamn thing you can think to do on your shiny, $300 Apple Watch is draw pictures of penises, you, my friend, need to seriously reevaluate your life choices and scale back on your spending.

Rest assured, you’re not the only one:

Rest assured, you’re not the only one:

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