Pet Peeves That Might Be The Final Straw For Me Going Insane

They say ‘pet peeves’ like it’s something cute and innocent, when in reality they just pile up day by day until you’re trapped in a pile of tiny annoyances. I don’t know about you but sometimes I sit down to use the bathroom and see the toilet paper orientation is off and it suddenly seems like a good idea to catch a flight to a remote island and spend the rest of my life learning how to build a shack out of coconuts. So maybe we should get a better phrase than ‘pet peeves’.