1. This move, which is literally the worst thing you can do to a human being:
These words to live your life by:
The SECOND worst thing you can do:
…which leads to the card the game actually needs:
…but also leads to you becoming a master architect:
This very accurate chart:
This totally impossible suggestion. Catan is WAR:
And trade. Peaceful, peaceful trade.
The loss of your longest road:
This life-ruining mistake:
When the cards seem to personally hold a grudge against you:
The lies. Oh, the lies:
THE DESTRUCTION OF FRIENDSHIPS!
OH, THE HUMANITY:
When some entity clearly has it out for you:
That ONE friend:
And, finally, what we all wish we could say to whoever thinks two brick for one sheep is a fair trade:
Get outta here with that garbage.