Sunday , 25 September 2016

Pizzas in Brazil are breaking the mold in every way possible

Earlier this week I posted a gallery of some of the most bizarre pizzas found all around the globe…or so I thought. That was until I stumbled upon the madmen at the Brazilian Pizza establishment known as Pizzaria Bate-Papo.

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What you’re about to see breaks all the rules of conventional & sane pizza-making. I do not recommend or condone these actions, and I advise all of you to proceed with caution.

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Pizza and dessert all in one!

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Crabs really class-up any pie.

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It has bananas, so you know it’s healthy.

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Meat-lovers, anyone?

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For those who love cheese, vomiting, and risking their lives unnecessarily.

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Sweet-tooth?

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To be fair, the customers said they were there for food and drinks. Why not streamline the experience?

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Anybody for a breakfast pizza?

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For those who can’t let go of Easter Sunday.

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They even left customers the can. How thoughtful of them.

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The pizza might be so-so, but the Wi-Fi is working at full capacity.

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“I love pizza, but I also love sub sandwiches.”

Waiter: “Say no more.”

 

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They wanted to keep the pizza cool, so a giant block of ice was the best solution.

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It’s like Thanksgiving dinner, only much, much worse.

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Some people take their jobs way too seriously.