Monday , 23 October 2017

Robyn Is The Ultimate Bad-Day Cure

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Let the otherworldly Swedish pop goddess guide you through times of darkness.

So you’re having a tough day.

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Getting out of bed was a nightmare.

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The idea of trudging through another boring-ass morning = MAD BLEAK.

And work/school/general life on Earth is just, like, IMPOSSIBLE right now.

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The drabness of it all! UGH.


Well, get ready…because that’s all about to change.

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Because today, my friend? You’re going to channel your inner Robyn.

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“Hello. Follow me toward spiritual enlightenment/dance floor heaven.”

You’re gonna summon the CRAMAZING space-alien queen inside you and dominate, pop-diva style!

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It’s simple, darling! First, just remember you’re a STAR.

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You’re light-years ahead of the game, gorgeous.

Then it’s time to get powered the hell UP.

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So what if you’re wearing sweatpants because you missed your alarm?

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In fact, when you catwalk down the street, people are all…

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And for good reason. I mean, you’re basically the flossiest human alive. So WORK.

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Whatever the case, do the mere earthlings around you a solid and LET YOUR BODY TALK.

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Then recognize that you’re not just a pretty face. You work hard, and the results are AMAZING.

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It’s like, do intergalactic dance priestesses get tired? NO. So when you put your mind to something…

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You can achieve things no one else believed were possible.

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And if anyone tries to stand in your way, just be like,

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Because you’re above the pettiness of mere mortals. YOU ARE ROBYN, DAMMIT.

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Ya heard, haters?

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In closing, take some extra time to love yourself today. Praise your inner celestial empress!

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You’re a beautiful, unique creature. A veritable gift to this undeserving world!

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And if ever you should start to feel like this…

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Just brush your shoulders off and WORK IT OUT as only you know how.

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Maybe even hump the floor a little in celebration.

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Because congratulations are in order, killer. You’re now officially owning today, Robyn-style.

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