SH!t Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone

Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying “Come Quick….My Kids….Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere… Wifes Gone…”

The Young Artist

Have Kids They Said, It’ll Be Fun, They Said…

That Innocent Smile

2 Kids And 4 Gallons Of Paint Later…

Painting With Acrylic Paints,left For A Minute To Help Son In Washroom.returned To This

No One Knew Where My Cousin Went

Loves To Brush His Teeth And, Um, Legs

Noticed The House Was Quiet. Then Found Him In My Room.