Friday , 17 November 2017

Signs You’re Owning This Whole Being Broke Thing

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No shame in the broke game.

You’ve developed a sophisticated palate.

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And an equally sophisticated sense of fashion.

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You holla for the Dolla Tree.

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You know your limits.

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You see opportunities where others may not.


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You had a love/hate relationship with the financial aid office.

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You found ways to avoid buying textbooks.

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 You’re always scouting for freebies.

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 You’ve learned how to be resourceful.

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And get real creative with home improvement.

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You are the king of making things stretch.

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You’re a goddamn genius!

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Under no circumstances do you splurge if it can be avoided.

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Yet somehow you manage to go out…

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 …because you’re smart about it.

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You can fully appreciate how glorious this moment is.

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You’re great at being self-reliant.

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You’ve done actual math to figure out the cheapest way to get drunk.

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And some scientific(?) research…

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Also, LOL what are “savings”??

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 You live life on the edge.

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You know you’re broke, but you also know the difference between being thrifty and being crazy.

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You’ve developed a great sense of humor.

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You go to great lengths to save a buck:

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You dream about this day.

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 You don’t have a smartphone but you’re smart with your phone:

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Every payday is a national holiday.

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You’re thinking about selling that wine rack your bougie friend got you.

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 You don’t need to exercise, because your heart rate goes up every time you check your bank account.

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Your vacations are memorable for different reasons.

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You’re so used to shit breaking, you just accept it when it happens.

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This is how your nonbroke friends look when they say they don’t have money to buy things:

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You’re the OG thrifter.

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And you’ll never forget the No. 1 rule of the broke commandments:

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