Signs You’re Owning This Whole Being Broke Thing

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No shame in the broke game.

You’ve developed a sophisticated palate.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

And an equally sophisticated sense of fashion.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You holla for the Dolla Tree.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You know your limits.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You see opportunities where others may not.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You had a love/hate relationship with the financial aid office.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You found ways to avoid buying textbooks.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

 You’re always scouting for freebies.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

 You’ve learned how to be resourceful.

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And get real creative with home improvement.

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You are the king of making things stretch.

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You’re a goddamn genius!

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

Under no circumstances do you splurge if it can be avoided.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

Yet somehow you manage to go out…

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

 …because you’re smart about it.

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You can fully appreciate how glorious this moment is.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You’re great at being self-reliant.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You’ve done actual math to figure out the cheapest way to get drunk.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

And some scientific(?) research…

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Also, LOL what are “savings”??

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

 You live life on the edge.

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You know you’re broke, but you also know the difference between being thrifty and being crazy.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You’ve developed a great sense of humor.

Signs -Youre-Owning-This-Whole-Being

You go to great lengths to save a buck:

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You dream about this day.

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 You don’t have a smartphone but you’re smart with your phone:

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Every payday is a national holiday.

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You’re thinking about selling that wine rack your bougie friend got you.

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 You don’t need to exercise, because your heart rate goes up every time you check your bank account.

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Your vacations are memorable for different reasons.

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You’re so used to shit breaking, you just accept it when it happens.

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This is how your nonbroke friends look when they say they don’t have money to buy things:

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You’re the OG thrifter.

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And you’ll never forget the No. 1 rule of the broke commandments:

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