Sunday , 25 September 2016

Smugglers Who Came Up With Creative Ideas But Still Got Caught

These guys thought their ideas were good enough to smuggle contraband past the authorities. Unfortunately for them, they thought wrong.

Some people call cash “bread”. Some smugglers thought these customs agents wouldn’t be down with the slang.

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Cocaine has generally been associated with fake boobs. These smugglers literally stuffed these ones with blow.

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Some people call cocaine “nose candy.” These smugglers packed these candy eggs with cocaine.

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Trojan donkey.

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The old gecko in a book trick. Wait, what?

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Everybody ‘nose’ that Mr. Potato head was a little eccentric. It’s because he’s so damn full of ecstasy.

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This door has a pretty serious cocaine problem.

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This plant doesn’t have your average base. It’s compressed ephedrine. “I had no idea,” said the owner. Who was high and had forgotten.

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FROGS in a film canister. What the…

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These lube bottles are packed with steroids. Kind of ironic, considering how steroids crush your sexiness.

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Nine smugglers packed these cats with pure opium. Unluckily, the cat was black and was on the last of its nine lives…

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These guys tried to, uhm, snake a snake across the border in a clay pot.

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These clams were packed with 10g of cocaine, and then glued back together. The smugglers were a dead giveaway due their incredibly clammy pallor.

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Not your average chocolate bars, these are packed cocaine covered in a thin layer of chocolate

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These freaky dead little critters were stuffed with coke. Fancy fingers, but no cigar.

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Soccer balls filled up with cigarettes. Kind of a contradiction?

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Okay, even more of a contradiction. This Mickey was packing heat in the form of a pistol.

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Avocokeado.

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Cocaine cannon – wonderful idea.

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Is that dandruff in your hair?

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Yes everything seems legitimate here…

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….jokes.

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