Warning: these jokes may be Mesozoic era old. But that’s kind of the point.
Dinosaurs on ambition

Pretty words won’t save you now.

How a T-rex shows affection

What do you call a polite dinosaur?

Seems logical.

#endtimes

Dietary habits of dinosaurs

You should have thought twice about this.

I hope it’s human, though.

Dinosaur conversations usually start well, but…

Never seek comfort from a dinosaur.

How long can we milk this T-rex joke for?

The three states of matter.

Goddamn you, hipster dinosaur.

When bronies make portmanteaus…

Have you done a raptor safety check today?

Tri-Cera-tops

You know those charts that show dinosaur sizes?

Aww… wait.

Please respect endangered species.

