Saturday , 9 December 2017

The Creepiest Mascot In Advertising History

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“HO HO HO, MOTHERFUCKER.”

“Eat your vegetables, or I’ll eat you.”

There is a 55foot statue of him in Blue Earth, Minnesota.

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He looks like he’s wearing the death mask of another Jolly Green Giant.

Here he is, wearing a dickey, with a napkin covering his dickie.

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That face — “ask me ONE MORE question about skin pigmentation…”

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“Do you have any steak knives…Ma’am?”

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The God of dead farmers.

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Upskirt.

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“I GOT AN ITCH…A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.”

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Back in the late 1940s — 1950s, he was less giant.
But, a lot more scary.

That froze his peas (sorry).

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“Your son’s bedroom walls are — go take a look!”

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Early Green Giant toy — not at all creepy.

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Oh sure, give him a sabre, why not.

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Note: As you can see, they were a little confused about how to make him look “Mexican” in the face.

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“Where’s my Missus? Fertilizer.”

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“Here’s some baby-tenders peas. Now, give me a baby.”

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