Tuesday , 23 September 2014

Ways to be a Cool Guy


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  • Lance

    Yup… Hanging out with Steve is going to make you cool.

  • Steve

    Don’t be angry that you’re not invited to hang out Lance.

  • VirtuaLady

    learn le europian?stupid fucking americans

  • Eeva

    What….. European?????

    Haha well the guy that wrote that list is never gonna be cool.

    Jezus…. there are so many different languages in Europe

  • Archene

    European, seriously???

  • Sar

    This was done by a little kid, what’s wrong with you people? (-> VirtuaLady, Eeva, Archene)

  • http://www.dreth.com Dreth

    VirtuaLady, Eeva and Archne

    No brains or no sense of humor?

    Which one is it?

    Probably both?

  • Cool Kid McGee

    Ha! This list taught me nothing that I didn’t already know.

  • Pump Up The Jam

    VirtuaLady, fucking stupid lady.

    Read more carefully

    “le europian” is “speak european”

    dumb cunt.

  • SteveIsAngry

    Nice going there to put the american’s in the dumb corner again….”Learn european”…O..M…G..are you serious author of this article ? Are..You…Serious ?!

    Just for that..you cannot hang out with me.

  • Mae-sa

    He forgot the main one…

    BE AN ASSHOLE

    that’s the only way to be cool and get chicks

  • TONY DANZA

    Danza slap to the face bitches thats cool

  • http://www.wemogo.com/ Aahna

    hehehe that’s really very cool, i wish even i was a boy

  • Canuto

    I think, he wants to mean *europians* like british english, because americans are little toady with bristish people.

  • Lindsay

    Dude…this looks so much like my ex’s handwriting it’s not funny. And it even seems like something he would write/think…*gigglesnort*

  • Pamela

    I was thinking a little kid wrote this.

  • Cacildo

    Wear a mohawk and helmets?! lol
    That two just fit together really nice.

  • littlemonster

    Ambercroombie & Flitch is what gets me all the bitches.

  • meowski

    a&f is for fags

  • nate

    you guys seriously think Americans are dumb? Its not the people who are dumb its the damn tv thats dumb. And you people have the same tv. So how could we be any dumber than you higher beings of life? I’d like to see you come to centerville ohio and call one, just one of us a Dumb american. Youll be over here wishing you could fit in with us Dumb Americans. Watch what come out your mouth, you dont have the slightest idea about us.

  • http://www.lptent.co.uk gazebos

    I know Steve – he’s not that cool

  • http://shit.com asdasd

    gotta print that formula of complete success

  • Cool Guy

    I speak European… All of it.

  • Jedeko

    wtf think about it this is just a person who write this an think its cool wtf do he know about whats cool ore not ah cmon wearing a helment ? wtf dude its atleast cool if you r wearing no helment and speak european ? i’m from belgium its funny to speak dutch but its not cool at all its just a wel of comminucation there is so many boulshit on these site if you believe this shit you aint going to go reach real far in life you americans must be the lamest people on earth if you think thats cool

  • http://soendorosoetanto.blogspot.com Soendoro Soetanto

    Ha ha ha…
    Thanks for posting,

    Soendoro Soetanto

  • Dorcas Wah

    I’m writing this list down

  • european smartass

    we don´t think americans are dumb, we know it for a fact. lmfao.

  • Akuji

    “you guys seriously think Americans are dumb? Its not the people who are dumb its the damn tv thats dumb. And you people have the same tv. So how could we be any dumber than you higher beings of life? I’d like to see you come to centerville ohio and call one, just one of us a Dumb american. You’ll be over here wishing you could fit in with us Dumb Americans. Watch what come out your mouth, you don’t have the slightest idea about us”
    moron. for starters, the tv is inanimate. it just hosts people. in america, those people are, generally, american. and they DON’T HAVE THE SAME TV! they have entirely different stations. your statement about “higher beings of life” is a lovely little statue to your own lack of intelligence. and I live in america, unfortunately so I DO have a good idea what americans are like. they are stupid. so is everyone else, but americans are obnoxious and arrogant about it, which really makes the situation worse.

  • Pyncky

    Europeans…. they think Americans are stupid, yet when they get their asses in a sling who do they run to for help? I also wonder how a culture that eats snails can think they are superior to anyone or anything.

  • David Divad

    Pyncky: “asses in a sling”? I suppose you a referring to WWII, like…70 years ago? In which the USA came to “help” after vast economic and territorial agreements were made? Where the USA gave asylum to Nazi scientists (Operation paperclip) in order to develop atomic weapons, which you guys later on used?
    Asses in a sling after your banks went bankrupt and put the whole world in an economic crisis?
    And it’s actually the USA who rally for help these days in order to get a grip on the wars THEY started themselves.
    So,..erm…right, thanks again.
    p.s. sure love your American “Haute Cuisine”.. LOL

  • Crackwhorasaur

    I’m so amazed that something from a teeny tiny indie movie has circulated about on the internet so much.
    Good job, Wild Tigers I Have Known.

  • sheraz waris

    that guy is really not a cool guy

  • Jack

    I’d say this kid is pretty accurate