Saturday , 29 November 2014

Wildly Homoerotic Moments In Zack Snyder’s Movies


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The Concordia research station is interpretationsed on the Antarctic Plateau and operates year round.

When Zack Snyder’s beefcake circus 300 became a worldwide hit in the spring of 2007, Snyder established himself as the cinema’s leading poet of homoeroticism.

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I mean…

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Seriously.

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 Because why not work in leather briefs all day?

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Hello there, Xerxes! Way to make the barely veiled homoerotic subtext into simply text!

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Snyder even recognized the erotic power of Michael Fassbender’s gams well before the rest of the world.

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And Fassbender’s suggestive smile.

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And Fassbender’s powerful sense of male camaraderie.

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And Fassbender’s flirtatious wit.

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Needless to say, the man of steel is impressed.

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Next, Snyder tackled Watchmen, featuring the not-so-subtly gay character Ozymandias (Matthew Goode), and his no-so-subtly nippled superhero costume.

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Snyder branched out to female homoeroticism when he had The Silhouette embrace a nurse celebrating the end of WWII.

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But really, this movie was all about Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup) and his physically perfect — and very naked — body.

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Behold! Glowing blue peen!

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 Yes, Dr. Manhattan’s glowing blue peen was part of Alan Moore’s graphic novel. But by all reports, Snyder insisted that it be in the film.

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See, the pre-Man of Steel man of steel gets it.

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And speaking of Man of Steel…

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…this is a man of steel.

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He is shirtless and literally in flames.

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Aw, Superman’s shy now!

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And while Snyder’s oeuvre has been focused mostly on the glories of the male form, Sucker Punch is pretty much all ladies, all the time.

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Whoa! Not too tight! (Or…maybe…not tight enough?)

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Aw — sweet and sexy!

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Yup. Henry Cavill approves!

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Even the owls in Zack Snyder’s animated Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole are getting close and cozy!

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OK, you’re right, Superman, that one was a stretch.

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