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Time Travel and Daily Logic

First, let us examine the totally crazy logic of our daily human routines. You never actually wash your hands perfectly clean. Furthermore, you just watch the soap wash itself while holding your dirty fingers together. Next, you will see how time travel technically exists in our modern world. Therefore, looking at the distant stars means you are literally seeing the deep past. Moreover, these specific shower thoughts highlight a massive global glitch in our perception. For example, your stomach thinks all potatoes are completely mashed before digesting them. Consequently, a perfectly ordinary meal suddenly feels like a weird biological science experiment. Also, your future self is watching you through your daily memories right now.

Money and Weird Society

In addition to biology, human society makes absolutely no logical sense whatsoever. You are basically a giant brain flying a heavy meat spaceship. As a result, you must constantly feed the flesh vehicle just to stay alive. Then, we must discuss the absolute insanity of modern paper money and banking. Additionally, buying a larger bed gives you much more bedroom but less floor space. Therefore, this extreme philosophical lifestyle requires a very strong and highly resilient mind. They completely refuse to accept traditional capitalist rules without asking funny questions. Finally, you should absolutely scroll down right now to explore this crazy text gallery. You will certainly never take a boring morning shower the exact same way again!

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People who use em dashes regularly in their writing might be the most underrated victims of the ChatGPT/Al boom.

The outcome of the card game ‘War’ is determined as soon as the deck is shuffled.

In the universe, poop is way more rare than diamonds.

Mini golf has more in common with pool than with regular golf.

An AI saying “I’m afraid I can’t do that” has gone from menacing to disappointing.

Silence feels loud because we’re used to noise.

Kids today will never face building up the nerve to call a girl only to have her parent answer.

Our bodies basically consist of skeletons wrapped in zombies.

The story that Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed to pleasure himself is a rare example of modern mythology.

Bicycles are typically powered exclusively by assisted one-legged squats.

The past is unpredictable. Each time we recall a memory, it is altered, and with multiple recalls, we may end up with a completely different version of it.

The most famous people today may not be the most remembered people in the future. It could be a random person whose remains were discovered by future archeologists.

People without teeth can close their mouths further.

Acccepting that you’re going to puke has to be one of the most humbling things.

Dogs don’t understand that you’re driving the car. They think that every once in a while you get into the metal box that takes you somewhere random.

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“I see dead people.”

“Granny Wendy: So… your adventures are over.

Peter: Oh, no. To live… to live would be an awfully big adventure.”

“Gentlemen, welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.”

“I know now why you cry. But it is something I can never do.”

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

“Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.”

“Listen, Rose. You’re gonna get out of here, you’re gonna go on and you’re gonna make lots of babies, and you’re gonna watch them grow. You’re gonna die an old… an old lady warm in her bed, not here, not this night. Not like this, do you understand me?”

“My momma always said, “Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

“Hakuna Matata!”

“I made my family disappear!”

“Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!”

” Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who’s gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines.

I would rather you just said “thank you” and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a *da*n* what you think you are entitled to!”

“Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler…”

“Ernest Hemingway once wrote, ‘The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.’ I agree with the second part.”

“That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.”

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