As technology progresses, people as a whole generally don’t progress. If anything people regress to their 8 year old self and still think drawing a dick is the funniest thing in the world.

For instance here is an original I did, I normally send John another one of our editors a daily dick drawing to his Apple Watch, because you know reasons.

Often people ask what I use the Apple Watch for and the answer normally surprises them.

Yep, I only use the Apple Watch to Draw Dicks…ok not really, but I’m not the only one doing it.

Citing several unverified tweets, the Apple Watch’s Sketch feature has become a favorite of the bored and uncreative, those who use the app to doodle dicks and send the sketches to friends.

Why, exactly, this is news remains a mystery to me.

If the only goddamn thing you can think to do on your shiny, $300 Apple Watch is draw pictures of penises, you, my friend, need to seriously reevaluate your life choices and scale back on your spending.

Rest assured, you’re not the only one:

Rest assured, you’re not the only one:

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Let’s take a walk around new Apple campus.

Cupertino city officials recently gave the green light on Apple’s wild new headquarters

Here’s one of the first looks we’ve had inside the building. Note the iPod Nano banners: Apparently, Apple ads are the only art that’ll do for Apple Campus 2

Slated for completion sometime in 2016, the new headquarters will inarguably be a stunning place to work. Here: the cavernous cafeteria

Office life will spill into a verdant landscape on both the inside and outside of the ring

The project was helmed by the firm of star architect Norman Foster

Though by Foster’s account, Steve Jobs was hands-on from the start

An overhead view of the main building: 2.8 million square feet with room for 13,000 employees

A visitor’s entrance

Employees who arrive by bus will enter at the Corporate Transit Center, with a walkway flanked by two Apple Store-white staircases

A field leading up to the entry way for the new corporate auditorium

This pristine pavilion is where press will mingle at future events

The pavilion from above

From here, visitors will descend into an underground auditorium with seating for 1,000

Another view of the pavilion

The mothership, glimpsed from the auditorium’s meeting area

Here, a glimpse at the sleek tunnel that will deposit drivers in the parking garage underneath the headquarters

The Transit Center and main entryway to the spaceship, seen from above

A view from inside the above-ground parking garage on the southern end of the property

The parking garage will have solar panels on top and plants drizzled down the sides

Another view of a street on the outside of the campus

Cars will arrive at a security checkpoint on the western edge of the campus

A view of the Transit Center, where buses will roll in

A closer view of where Apple employees will get their workout on

An entrance to the campus

Another view of the entryway

Employees lounge on the lawn outside Apple’s future ringed headquarters

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Vintage Apple products from the ’80s/’90s.

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Apple sneakers from the 90’s.

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It doesn’t matter who invented it first, the only thing that matters who has the patent.

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1976 – Apple I

1977 – Apple II

1978 – Disk II

1979 – Apple II Plus

1980 – Apple III

1983 – Lisa

1983 – Apple Mouse

1984 – Apple IIC

1984 – Macintosh

1985 – Macintosh XL

1986 – Macintosh Plus

1987 – Macintosh SE

1987 – Apple Newton next to an iPhone

1988 – Apple IIc Plus

1988 – Macintosh IIx

1989 – Macintosh SE/30

1989 – Macintosh portable

1990 – Macintosh IIfx

1991 – Macintosh PowerBook 140

1993 – Macintosh LC 575

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