“It’s time to figure out how he does that laser beam thing with his eyes.”

“If I can only begin to understand the ways of the college students maybe I can finally master beer pong.”

“I really enjoy kidding around with you guys.”

“I need to improve my sewing abilities so I can get into fashion school.”

“Nothing to see here, just a bunch of stuffed animals.”

“I wish people thought I was healthy and delicious too!”

“Trust me, I’m totally part of the herd.”

“It’s time to get my snack on.”

“I may just be a bland potato, but I have a sweet personality.”

“These go perfectly with my fur.”

“These go perfectly with my fur.”

“You know I need a comfy bed for nap time just like the dogs.”