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All you have to do is call a few days in advance and make a reservation.

Modern life is frustrating, especially when it comes to technology that never seems to work correctly. The ever-present social standard of having to be polite all the time is also quite a burden. It’s enough to make a person go mad after a while and do something foolish.

This is an especially pressing issue for Buenos Aires, Argentina. This city recently saw a spate of petty disputes devolving into violent altercations for no good reason. Now, there is a place where locals can go to get out their aggression before doing something they regret.

It’s called The Break Club. If you haven’t guessed it by now, it’s a club where you can pay money to mercilessly smash your (least) favorite amenities of modern life.

The club is actually just a cinder block room that you have to get to through alleys.

The Break Club has an extensive selection of things for you to smash, like old computer parts and glass bottles. Of course, you can always bring your own stuff to smash if you want.

Then you show up, suit up with the proper safety equipment, and go to town smashing. It looks like a lot of fun.

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Rita Ora Hot at Cirque le Soir Night club

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Everyone knew that “Fight Club” had rules but no one really knew what they were, until now.

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Today’s clubbing protocol: If you can’t dance, dry hump.

Grinding is a popular dance move in which two people shake their hips very close to each other while facing the same direction.

If done properly, it should look something like this (I think):

But it is, without a doubt, the most uncomfortable and awkward dance move EVER.

Here’s why:

This generation’s lack of dance skills have prompted men all over to resort to dry humping as a substitute for dancing.

The future of dance looks dark and pitiful.

Where are you supposed to place your hands? Her ribs? Her back? Her hips? Are you supposed to just hold them behind your back?

You cannot dance to your partner’s “twerking.” You just can’t. All you can do is stand there and watch.

Props to this guy for at least trying to do something with his hands.

Also, there is absolutely NO EYE CONTACT. None. Who knows what your dance partner could be doing?

An uninvited third person is BOUND to get in between you and your dance partner.

FYI, that third person is a boner.

What if there is a significant size difference between you and your partner?

Grinding faster doesn’t make it less awkward. It actually accentuates just how ridiculous this dance move really is.

Let’s accept the fact that no one looks good grinding.

No one.

Not even Hillary.

And no, grinding with a ghost doesn’t make it any better.

Sorry, Tyga

NO! NOT THE FLOOR! STOP!!!

The sad thing is, people think grinding is a legit form of dance.

And they’re passing it down to future generations.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

In conclusion, grinding totally sucks. It’s also…

AWKWARD…

AS…

FUCK.

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Collected here are some of the most offensive pickup lines ever. Uses of these are not recommended, but I am looking forward to finding more.

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Please stay at home.

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Sounds impossible, but it’s real. The club is located on the shores of the Red Sea in Eilat, Israel. First it was an underwater restaurant, then it was re-opened as a strip club for a while, then shut down altogether about a year ago.

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