When, in the first 20 seconds, she did this and the tone was set for the entire video.

When she introduced sidebutt.

And above-butt.

And group-butt?

When this dancer did this, and it rendered you speechless.

And then Nicki and her posse brought in some chairs.

When her workout gear held on for dear, dear life.

And this entire sequence seemed to be a nod to Eric Prydz.

When we all learned the power of inertia.

And so much more.

When every 16-year-old boy screencapped these next few moments.

When Drake showed up on set and Nicki greeted him a cordial hello.

And Drake was like *clears throat*.

“H-hey Nicki.”

Then they played Scrabble or something.

Same, Drake. Same.

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Collected here are some of the most offensive pickup lines ever. Uses of these are not recommended, but I am looking forward to finding more.

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Ke$ha: A Party-Ready Condor

Nicki Minaj: A Crazy-Ass Flamingo

Katy Perry: A Showy Peacock

Britney Spears: An All-American Eagle

Beyoncé: A Fierce Falcon

One Direction: Some Loud and Needy Yet Totally Adorable Baby Birds

Lady Gaga: A Parrot That Makes Its Presence Known

Rihanna: A Cardinal That Doesn’t Care What You Think

Justin Bieber: This Lil’ Guy That’s Totally Chill and Has Plenty of Swag

Adele: A Soulful Owl

Taylor Swift: An Earnest Swan

Usher: A Puffin That Can Get Down

Robyn: An Actual Robin

Kelly Clarkson: A Super-Chill Hawk

Drake: A Rad Duck That Totally Knows What’s Up

Kanye West: This Bird That Is Misunderstood

Madonna: An Overly Intense Penguin

Skrillex: A Woodpecker That Makes Your Parents Furrow Their Brow

Eminem: An Ostrich You Wouldn’t Want To Mess With

Kylie Minogue: A Fabulous Dove

Mariah Carey: A Warbling Cockatiel That Won’t Sleep Unless There’s a Sheet Over Its Cage

Chris Brown: Whatever Douchebag Bird Did This

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