“Started unbuttoning and unzipping my trousers while I walked towards the toilet, just like I do at home because I’m efficient like that. Except I was at work and was walking through the shared office.”

“I’m an ex-bus driver and many times on my way home from work, I would go to pull into a bus stop, in my car…”

“Saying goodbye to my aunt at her husbands funeral, and accidentally said “yeah it was fun”, when she said thanks for coming.”

“Go to check the mail, grab the keys, oh yeah! there is garbage/recycling that needs to go out, I stop at mailbox, I get mail, throw away the garbage, throw away the mail, throw away my keys…

Neighbor asks if I am going to need those, I just kind of stop, look around a bit and say “Well, yeah, probably”

“Put my phone under a faucet to fill up my water bottle.

I recognized my mistake.

And then I did it again”

“I was feeling an encroaching sickness coming upon me one time, so I decided to be proactive and make myself a couple of days’ worth of the most baller chicken soup I could manage in advance, so I’d be able to eat well even when I was dying of the lurgy.

I chopped the carrots, I sorted the onions, I stewed the chicken bones, and I cooked that motherfucker down for eight hours into the most delicious stock you could imagine.

Then I poured it all through a colander into the sink.”

“The pipe underneath my sink was broken so I put a bucket below it to catch the water leaking out. When it was full I poured it back in the sink…and proceeded to flood my kitchen.”

“I stepped on a cheeto and apologized to it.”

“have a good day sir.”

“Love you too.”

Awkward shuffle out of Panera.”

“Was taking my belt off at the TSA and then pulled down my pants, got to my ankles and was like, nope, back up!”

“I had recently been attending a lot of marital arts classes at night. One morning at work I accidentally bowed at my boss when I entered his office.

This was in the US, neither of us are of Asian descent, and yes he noticed. It was awkward.”

“Sometimes in the shower I fill my mouth up with water and just kind of let it pour out. Was brushing my teeth standing in the bathroom one day, fully dressed before work.

I just let the toothpaste pour slowly out of my mouth and onto my clothes as if I were in the shower… now every time I brush my teeth my boyfriend warns me not to spit all over myself.”

“I lived in the same house for 16 years. Moved out. Years later I did some summer work as a construction worker….on MY old house! First day I walked in, mindlessly did what I ALWAYS did when I came in , waltzed Into the kitchen during the family’s breakfast, opened the fridge and peered inside for a long while looking for something to eat.”

“Go to the cinema to watch Quantum of Solace. Walk in five minutes late. Furious car chase on screen.Instinctively try to find my seatbelt.”

“I was tired at the time, but sat down on the toilet thinking that the seat was up and just pissed all over the seat, floor and myself. Not a great thing to do ..or clean up at 3AM”

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“This Guy Moved The Cones To Park. Cones Were There For A Delivery That Was Coming”

“Update: I took this picture and told my delivery driver to do it. It was at an apartment building. The owner of the car does not live there. He refused to move. This was faster than calling a tow truck. It was like this for a week.”

“Getting A Speeding Ticket While Your Car Is Being Towed..”

“And Now What Do I Do?”

“Saw This In A Car Window On My Way To Class”

“Frogs Coming Through Toilet, Does This Happen To Any Of You Guys?”

“If You Take The Ice Bin Out You’ll Get Endless Ice!”

“What Does It Mean When This Light Comes In?”

“And Yall Ask Me Why I Still Go To Walmart!! Huh?”

“This Person Dropped His Phone Into A Bike Chain While Riding”

“Found My Missing 10mm”

“She Refused To Walk Around”

“My Car Is Holding The Mileage For Ransom, What Should I Do? How Do I Pay It The 4 Dollars… And Why Does It Want 4 Dollars? Help Pleaseee”

“My Walmart Delivery Order Sent My Nicotine Gum Inside The Locked Container”

“Found In My Bathroom. Those Are Towels With Mold. Need Help Please!”

“Hired A Guy To Do Some Digging, Got Too Close To The Stream”

“Wtf Is This? It’s Massive!”

“My Brand New House Has Shingles Peeling Off After Living Here For Only 2 Weeks- Hasn’t Even Been Windy. Now I Can Assume Everything Is Of Bottom-Tier Quality.”

“This Is How Much It Costs To Replace A Battery On A Ev Chevrolet Volt”

“Got My First Car, Drunk Driver Totaled It Out Less Than 3 Weeks Later”

“I spent years working towards getting my first car, finally got it on January 3rd of this year. On January 20th, it was parked outside my house when a drunk driver slammed into it head-on, going excessively over the speed limit and totaling it out.Still trying to work on getting a new car while also unfortunately making payments on this one.”

“Thought My Stud Finder Was Broken”

“Headed To A Potluck, I Lost Control Of The Car And My Pot Of Chili Flew And I’ll Leave It At That”

“A Window Cracked At 38,000 Feet”

“This Is The First Roach I Have Ever Seen In My House. It Is Stuck Under The Glass Panel Of My New $3,000 Induction Oven And Comes Into View Any Time We Turn The Oven On”

“Woke Up To See This In My Kitchen, I Live In The Middle Of The Mountains Like 500 Km From The Nearest Beach.”

“As If My Day Wasn’t Long Enough Already I Spent The Whole Day Working On A Playhouse For Our Children. When I Was Putting My Tools Away, I Didn’t Notice That The Sorting Box Was Still Open…”

“My Friend Has A Car Buried On The Land They Just Bought”

“My Aunt Paid $20,000 For This Deck And This Is How They Left It!”

“Ok Seriously Guys… I Just Got Spray Foamed In My Pipe. Obviously It’s Filled Up Now, But How Do I Get It Out?”

“It’s gonna smell if it gets warm, and could blow my head gasket on me if the pressure from the load in the pipe Is too much.Any fix? Maybe someone could somehow s.u.c.k it out?Yes, I made a police report.”

“I’m Not Trusting Any Lumber From Home Depot!”

“Question Ask How To Remove This”

“Dad Found This Growing In His Hat In The Garage…”

“Speaker In The Back Seat Caught Fire Randomly While I Was Driving”

“This Was Growing In My Planter, What Is This. It’s Stringy And Stretchy, I Took It Out And Placed It In A Bag, It Was Glued To The Clay Pot And Starched For Over A Meter Before Ripping. It Didn’t Apear To Be Growning From The Ground And ID Didn’t Move. The Chunk Is About 10cm By 6cm”

“Guess My Destination”

“I Just Spilled 25th Of Rye Berries Down My Stairs”

“So My Friend Paid A Handyman To “Add A Plug” Right Behind His TV To Hide The Cord. Walking Into The Adjacent Room Revealed The Handyman’s Solution. At Least He Only Charge $150″

“Was About To Leave For Work This Morning… Came Out To This”

“Found A Bunch Of Dead Ants Near The Port Of My Charger”

“What Is This?! Growing In My Shower”

“How Paint Only Comes Off Where The Nail Heads Are”

“Weird Orange Thing Coming Out Of Pipes In Parking Garage Ceiling”

“What Is This?. I Found It On My Wall This Morning. Looks Pinkish, A Bit Like Foam And It’s Around 8cm Long”

“I Went Inside The Gas Station And Asked My Boy To Use My Card And Fill My Truck Up….this Dude Put 93 In My Duramax Instead Of Diesel. 5 Gallons Got In Am I Cooked Or What Chat”

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