“The service of this Maybach didn’t go as planned..”

“$200 alani order, 4/6 packages busted empty and soaked.”

“Letft champagne outside.”

“This happened right before I was supposed to go home. I knocked a bunch of crystal violet all over the floor and it stains everything.
I tried to clean it with ethanol and then acetone, but I ended up just dissolving the wax that was over the floor and making a bigger mess.”

“Saved my favourite childhood glass from getting thrown away, only to drop it five minutes later.”

Ain’t that some s**t.

“Fortunately everyone is fine! Truly never thought I’d see a whole sedan submerged in a pool, but here we are.”

“Delivery driver handed me this holding back a grin “Can I have the pin please”

“Wasn’t in the best mood for my birthday, but thought I’d at least get to treat myself to my Starbucks freebie.”

“My aunt got me some AirPods as an x-mas gift. I was really excited about them. Then they broke but they had Apple Care so I made an appointment. Waited patiently at the Genius Bar for the person to help just for them to tell me they were fake.”

“Ice forming on the inside of my window. I’m not sure what that means, but it can’t be good..”

“I opened my bag of broccoli and it was mainly stems.”

“Washed a whole unopened box of fabric softener sheets.”

“I was really enjoying my spinach until I wasn’t BUG EGGS.”

“I brought in grocceries, then I got distracted by youtube shorts for about five minutes. Huge mistake.”

“Went to check on the laundry. The bottle of Tide fell off the shelf. This is my Friday night.”

Pizza Time!

“My back feels like its the same color as my phone case..”

“Fridge is on but has been room temp all night and day. Almost all of this will have to be thrown away.”

“Thank you snow plowers, we didn’t need that anyway!”

“Do you ever just go “that’s a problem for future me”?”

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