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“The way the wife wears down a very expensive key fob with her nails.”

“The way my girlfriend just opened my fresh tortilla bag.”

“Who the hell eats a pie like this?!? Apparently, my wife does. She’s crazy.”

“Wife thought my favorite iron griddle got too dirty and tried cleaning it with a sharp metal scraper.”

“How my wife “mops” the hardwood floors.”

“The way my girlfriend fills the dishwasher.”

“My girlfriend says she doesn’t want a whole donut.”

“The cord of my wife’s vacuum.”

“The way my girlfriend uses the butter.”

“My girlfriend refuses to eat the “crust” of a pancake.”

“My girlfriend insists on keeping these things in the sink. (I prefer to keep them outside the sink). A minor thing, but I just Don’t understand.”

“The way my GF just let the pogos out.”

“Wife keep putting this tray on our white stairs. Dangerous.”

“How my wife wears shoes.”

“My wife’s desktop.”

“My wife doesn’t take the sauce packet out of the bowl for her ramen. She squeezes the sauce out and then puts the packet back in the bowl for an easier cleanup..”

“My girlfriend moved in.”

“Girlfriend couldn’t open lid so she cut a hole in it.”

“I present to you: My girlfriend’s razor.”

“GF goes through full tube of toothpaste every few days.”

“My girlfriend uses up so much of my toilet paper. And oh, doesn’t change it out.”

“My girlfriend was at work and I didn’t want to shower alone, leading to the creation of this monstrosity.”

“How my GF eats her fried egg.”

“My wife only eats the skin and cheese off the food.”

“Wife never takes the last sip.”

“This picture sums up living with my girlfriend.”

“My 5’ GF Hung up this mirror based solely on her height.”

“How much ice cream my wife left for me.”

“My GF has two almost identical containers in her pantry. One says salt and the other is faded. Just put the other one in my coffee and turns out it’s also salt.”

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