The person who discovered popcorn must have been really surprised by it.

Baskets must have been really unreliable if serious advice in the past was to not put all your eggs into one basket.

Slugs would be one of the creepiest creatures on Earth if they were fast.

We used to put the horse before the vehicle to move us around. Now we put the vehicle in front of the horse to move the horse around.

The tree which will be used to provide the wood for your coffin has already been planted.

I don’t like to go to sleep because it’s difficult to find a comfortable sleeping position. I also don’t like to get up in the morning because this means I have to abandon the perfect sleeping position I’ve spent so much time searching for.

People are often hesitant to spend more money than necessary, but won’t think twice about procrastinating their time away.

The change in your pocket will one day be ancient and could become part of someone’s collection in the far future.

Clapping is just high-fiving yourself.

One day, you’ll be someone’s ancestor.

Salt is the only rock that’s socially acceptable to eat.

People without glasses are seeing for free.

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

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