Cold water washes cum off way better than hot water does.

If you are eating her out and you get a weird hair on your tongue, just lick the inside of her leg and it will stick there.

On date night, eat dinner afterwards.

If you take 10 minutes to poop at work everyday that’s the equivalent of a 40 hour paid vacation a year. (50 minutes a week 50 weeks a year is 2500 minutes. 40 hours is 2400 minutes.) It really puts into context the economic cost of say smoking.

Taking vitamin C and garlic together produces nitric oxide, which increases bonerage.

Before going down on someone put some hot/very warm water in your mouth and leave it for a bit before swallowing. The warm sensation of your tongue and mouth feels amazing!

To, Men.

WE LIKE IT WHEN YOU MOAN AND MAKE NOISES DURING SEX. PLEASE FUCKING MOAN. DON’T HOLD IT BACK.

Make your partner feel good about their body. My now wife was too insecure about her freckles, her shortness, and whatever some asshole made her feel bad about with her vagina.

I spent a long time making her feel good about these things again. Note: I honestly love all of these things, and she has so much body confidence now. Back to my original point, if you convince your partner that you honestly love their body, you will have the best sex of your life no matter who they are.

Baby wipes aren’t just for babies.

They’re great for after sex too.

Pee after sex, especially for women.

A very strong orgasm will clear any nasal congestion for up to an hour.

Guys wash your DICK, BALLS, AND ASSHOLE. If we are down there, we can smell EVERYTHING.

Have cranberry juice and pineapple present in the refrigerator. Consume it few hours before fellatio. Also, stay away from spicy stuff and drink lots of water.

Cut your nails, trim your balls, and brush your teeth.

It’s ok to eat the booty, if it doesn’t reek of dooty.

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