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2. The disappointment of downloading a song from LimeWire and it being some shitty Kidz Bop version

3. Taking a picture and not knowing if it turned out good or bad

4. Waiting and waiting for that one clear shot of a boob

5. The repercussions of losing this ball:

6. The imminent devastation:

7. Looking through endless Yellow Pages to find a number.

8. Waiting, and waiting … then waiting some more — all for ONE song:

9. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh:

10. Not being the least bit surprised by this:

11. I wish I knew what this album sounds like before I gamble $20 on it

12. How crucial timing was when flipping channels:

13. The endless search:

14. I wanna call this girl from school but I’m afraid her dad will answer the phone

15. The process of getting the perfect ringtone:

16. Whenever you went to the park on a hot day and received third-degree burns as you went down the metal slide

17. The maddening frustration:

18. The lie that was ‘skip protection’:

19. The tags ripped off of my beanie babies now they will be worthless 10 years from now

20. Waiting for your favorite song to come on the radio so you could record it to a tape and having the dj ruin it by talking through the beginning and end parts

21. Nearly destroying your fingers while squeezing these batteries:

22. Gameboy with no backlights:

23. When you went to the barber to get a cool middle-part cut and instead walked out with a bowl cut.

24. Saying all the prayers you knew to any gods who would listen:

25. Wanting to know the lyrics to a song but the booklet in front of the CD case only has the song titles.

26. The economy is so strong, I can’t decide which job to choose after college

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The bread is the life

You become intimidated by the fact that you’re basically cutting out an entire food group.

You panic when you realise how many foods have carbs in them.

AND DRINKS

But you are mildly scandalised by the concept of being allowed to eat peanut butter and bacon.

You wonder what you’re going to have for breakfast if you can’t have toast or cereal.

You figure pretty much peanut-butter-on-bacon.

Despite this amazing breakfast, for a while you cannot believe how much you miss carbohydrates.

 Everyone around you seems to be eating a croissant wrapped in a pie folded into a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.

Dinners out take forever because of your complicated instructions for the waiter (“Burger, no bun, please”).

People at work think you’re weird when you take to carrying nuts and vegetables about your person, much like a squirrel.

After some time, as impossible as it sounds, you even grow tired of peanut butter and bacon (and meat and cheese and eggs).

Briefly you fall into the trap of buying low-carb products in bulk, despite their exorbitant price and the fact that they smell of cat pee.

Then you come to your senses and go online to search for healthy low-carb recipes that actually taste good (and don’t smell like cat pee).

The humble cauliflower starts to blow your mind.

You learn to make egg-fried cauliflower ‘rice’, buttery garlic cauliflower mash, and even cauliflower ‘cous cous’.

And if the pizza aficionados in your life claim that it’s “better than Domino’s” you MAY shed a tear of pride.

Well done, you! You have mastered the dark arts of low-carb!

You’re still kind of annoying in restaurants, though.

And, when you go back to carbs, everyone had better give you a moment alone with your first plate of chips.

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