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English is a notoriously difficult language to learn as an adult. There are countless ways to mess it up and the grammar rules are downright insane. That’s why, in many foreign countries, the English translations you find can be hilarious.

They’re especially bad (and also awesome, in a way) in countries that use a different alphabet. When people in Asian countries attempt to make bi-lingual signs or products… the resulting “Engrish” is just too good NOT to love.

Is that a haiku?

Kissing sounds? Adorable!

That’s not the only thing.

These can be so tricky.

Aww, that’s so sweet.

What?! My favorite.

What?! My favorite.

I absolutely HATE tense chicken feet.

Nacho Hippo? Nothing can go wrong here.

NOOOOO! I thought that was just a conspiracy theory.

BURNNNNN.

They always think they are holier than thou, too.

No. No I won’t.

More lawns need to feel confident about their emotions.

Rushing: what you do when you really have to pee.

Ummm. Thanks?

But where can I get coffee, then?

Ugh, those are the worst.

Because old crap would be gross.

I’ll have the “Ugh, whatever.” please.

That sweet, sweet tiny grass.

Heyyyy, back off, okay? I enjoy my meal how I see fit.

Sorry, man, I can’t control the rain.

Ah yes, that ancient and wise phrase.

And I will not.

Ah yes, his classic catchphrase.

That just sounds like an insult.

Is that an offer or a command?

At least they don’t pretend to know why.

That’s convincing.

Okay, sure?

This is a mint for your mouth, right?

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Selection of the funniest bootleg DVD translations.

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Army of Darkness – “Captain Supermarket” (Japan)

Bonus: Twister – “Run! Run! CLOUDZILLA!” (China)

The Hangover – “Very Bad Trip” (France)

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs – “Rain of Falafel” (Israel)

Alien – “8th Passenger ‘Nostromo’” (Poland)

Step Up – “Sexy Dance” (France)

Airplane! – “The Unbelievable Trip in a Wacky Airplane” (Germany)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind – “If You Leave Me, I Delete You!” (Italy)

Jaws – “The Teeth of the Sea” (France)

The Pacifier – “The Babynator” (Germany)

Boogie Nights – “His Great Device Makes Him Famous” (China)

Annie Hall – “The Urban Neurotic” (Germany)

Knocked Up – Slightly Pregnant (Peru et al)

Snatch – “Pigs and Diamonds” (Spain)

Bad Santa – “Santa is a Stalker” (Czech Republic)

The Producers – “Please, Do Not Touch the Little Old Women” (Italy)

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Six Naked Pigs

China

Die Hard: Mega Hard

Denmark

If You Leave Me, I Delete You

Italy

The Unbelievable Trip In A Wacky Aeroplane

Germany

His Powerful Device Makes Him Famous

China

Warm Shots  Czech

Republic

The Gun Died Laughing

Israel

I’m Drunk and You’re a Prostitute

Japan

The Hole Of Malkovich

Japan

Mr. Cat Poop

China

Sexy Dance

France

Knight Of The Night

Spain

Son of Devil

China

Hey, Where Are The Babies?

Sweden

The Date That Screwed Me

Israel

A Supertough Kangaroo

Spain

Vaseline

Argentina

Inspector Harry

France

This Hit Man Is Not as Cold as He Thought

China

Floppy Coppers Don’t Bite

Germany

He’s A Ghost!

China

Excitement 1995

China

Mom, I Missed The Plane

France

A Twin Seldom Comes Alone

Germany

Full Of The Nuts

Germany

Mysterious Murder in Snowy Cream

China

Urban Neurotic

Germany

It’s Raining Falafel

Israel

Dimwit Surges Forth

Thailand

Big Liar

China

17-Year Old Girl’s Medical Chart

Japan

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Behaved Very Nicely Around Me

Malaysia

My Partner With The Cold Snout

Germany

American Virgin Man

China

Captain Supermarket

Japan

The Eighth Passenger Three

Israel

Zany Son-in-Law, Zippy Grandkids, Sour Father-in-Law

Thailand

Pigs and Diamonds

Mexico

Just Send Him To University Unqualified

China

007 Dies Twice

Japan

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