The Best Valentine’s Day Jokes

It’s Valentine’s Day, which means that a significant chunk of the population are celebrating love and romance.

Whether they’re saying it with flowers, making a grand gesture, or even just swapping cards, people around the world choose to commemorate 14 February, and pay tribute to the person that they love.

If you need some relief from all the romance, here are the best Valentine’s Day jokes to distract you:

What is the difference between a calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.

What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?

Stick with me and you’ll go places

What do farmers give to their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and kisses

What do you call a very small Valentine?

A Valen-tiny

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