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		<title>Someone Captured Absolute Perfection In Manhattan Two Days Ago. I’m So Glad They Had A Camera.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2014 23:01:10 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Here it is! New York is “The City That Never Sleeps” and, when you’re not getting a full eight hours of rest nightly, you end up seeing a lot of things. For better or for worse, if it exists, a New Yorker has seen it–and probably on the subway during the wee hours of the &#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.barnorama.com/someone-captured-absolute-perfection-in-manhattan-two-days-ago-im-so-glad-they-had-a-camera/">Someone Captured Absolute Perfection In Manhattan Two Days Ago. I’m So Glad They Had A Camera.</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.barnorama.com">Barnorama</a>.</p>
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										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img decoding="async" alt="Manhattan-Two-Days-Ago" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2013/02/Manhattan-Two-Days-Ago/01-Manhattan-Two-Days-Ago.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Here it is!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">New York is “The City That Never Sleeps” and, when you’re not getting a full eight hours of rest nightly, you end up seeing a lot of things.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">For better or for worse, if it exists, a New Yorker has seen it–and probably on the subway during the wee hours of the morning. Rainbows, though certainly not a common occurrence, are nothing new to NYC, so if a Manhattanite takes time out of their day to take a picture of one, you know you’re dealing with something special.</p>
<p>And this picture of a rainbow, which Redditor cbarney took from her Midtown West balcony, is something special alright. Take a look!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Aaand that same view at night.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><img decoding="async" alt="Manhattan-Two-Days-Ago" src="http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2013/02/Manhattan-Two-Days-Ago/02-Manhattan-Two-Days-Ago.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">That was quick.</p>
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<p>If, somehow, you still aren’t impressed, you should know that the picture was taken with an iPhone. I guess working with a magnificent meteorological phenomenon and The Greatest City in The World can make anyone look like a pro!</p>
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		<title>The Laziest Things Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2014 23:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Redditors answer the question “What is the laziest thing you’ve ever done?”</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.barnorama.com/the-laziest-things-ever/">The Laziest Things Ever</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.barnorama.com">Barnorama</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Redditors answer the question “What is the laziest thing you’ve ever done?”</p>
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		<title>Videos Paused at the Absolute Best Possible Moment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Dec 2013 22:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<p>Depending on your outlook, these might actually be the WORST possible moments</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://www.barnorama.com/videos-paused-at-the-absolute-best-possible-moment/">Videos Paused at the Absolute Best Possible Moment</a> appeared first on <a href="https://www.barnorama.com">Barnorama</a>.</p>
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<p style="text-align: center;">Depending on your outlook, these might actually be the WORST possible moments</p>
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		<title>Absolute Worst Things In The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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