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Sitting on the Spare Tire of a Moving Car

Living life like a man.

Useless Fence

“We got robbed because of an apple.”

Keys Still On

Did you spot them?

Weird Car Washing Technique

It’s not wrong if water is involved.

Air Conditioner Plug Cord That’s Just Too Short

Ugh, so close.

Sleeping on the Subway

Public transportation with private bedroom energy.

Foodie Photo

Camera eats first.

Weird Set-Up

In another chapter of “Men and Ladders”.

Sleeping on a Moving Sofa

When road trips meet poor life choices.

Not The Right Place to Lock Your Bike

Technically secured… for a second.

Weird Way To Use a Lock

Why would you do this?

The Water Is Not Where It’s Supposed to Be

The floor needed some cleaning.

Gas Pump Still Attached

This has happened way too many times.

Car in Wet Cement

How does this keep happening?

That’s Not The Right Place

City planning said: “Good luck, everyone.”

Riding a Bike While Carrying a Couch

Long live maximum effort, I guess.

Using the Gas Pump Backwards

She was very confused.

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Is this even a job?

Why doing it with your hands when you can easily your feet?

DIY ladder

Using stable equipment is overrated.

Advanced gym movements

A movement only people who are silly enough can do.

DANGER

Flammable gas has nothing on him and his cig break.

Responsible homeowner

Lost keys aren’t the only thing that will be lost.

Safety with no budget

When the plan is to just grab him and hope for the best.

Don’t bounce

A sign written by someone who learnt this the hard way.

If it exists it’s because someone tried it

Feel like this one should’ve been obvious, apparently not.

Hard hat but make it fashion

When you just can’t be bothered to wear safety gear correctly.

“Just reach a little more”

There must’ve been better equipment than this.

Lost something?

Nothing is that important to be doing all that.

Clearing snow but at what cost?

Doing it from a narrow ledge with zero protection might not be smart.

Chainsaw man

When the branch falls they’re in for a surprise.

Kids’ car left alone

I don’t know who’s going to tell them but that car doesn’t belong there.

A survival game

No safety gear, no hope, just hanging out by the planks.

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“I didn’t know pirates were real until I was like 27. Fully thought they were made up characters like leprechauns.”

“I wasn’t eating “a sparagus”, I was eating “asparagus”.”

“A pony is not a baby horse. Also, a reindeer is a real animal.”

“I didn’t know the exhaust fan in the bathroom was there to get rid of the humidity in the room to prevent mold. I thought it was there to get rid of the smell. I was 68.”

“I thought baby carrots taste different than big carrot cause the baby ones always seem more wet and I don’t like that….so figured they were also grown differently like maybe they were a different species of carrot -turns out they are just big carrots cut up and shaped. I like big carrots.”

“Those roadside memorials are not actually where they buried the person. I always thought that was so disrespectful to just leave people in the ditch where they died.”

“Pufferfish fill with water, not air.”

“I was an adult when I found out that Alaska is not an island and, in fact, is attached to Canada. All the maps as kids showed Alaska like an island next to Hawaii. I swear, I’m a well educated person.”

“I just realized the other day that to “make ends meet” had nothing to do with meat. Like I got what it meant from context but I thought it was like I’m so poor I can’t make ends meat like it was some kind of dish.”

“That the wax in candles are actually the fuel for the flame. I thought that the wick was soaked in fuel and the wax just melted away to reveal it. I was well into adulthood when I learned this.”

“Narwhals are real. Age 28.”

“Bandicoots are real animals and not just the Crash Team Racing character. I was about 27.”

“You can just twist the deodorant to remove the protective cap instead of wrangling it out with your teeth.”

“I was 25 when I discovered that Sherlock Holmes was not a real person. I was so disappointed and betrayed.”

“Dinosaur bones in museums aren’t real bones only a cast (sometimes smaller displays will be real but they will state so).”

“I know absolutely nothing about fashion and my wife watches a show called “Say yes to the dress” about picking wedding dresses. They kept using a term to describe sleeves and after hearing it a dozen times I paused the show and said “JFC! What the hell are CAT-sleeves? Nothing about em looks like a d**n cat”She informed me the term is “Cap-sleeves” and now if she seees that sort of sleeves on someone she turns to me and meows.”

“My shoe size lol I though shoes were supposed to fit snug to the foot, turns out I was wearing a half size to a whole size down lol.”

“A cow has to have had a baby to produce milk.”

“That in “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus,” Santa is the dad in a costume. Until I was mid-20s I really thought the mom was cheating on her husband with Santa.”

“My mom is 64 and she just learned that the sun is a star. She thought it was its own thing I suppose!”

“59 years old when I found out New England is NOT a single US state — it’s a region of 6 states. Maybe I thought so because of the New England Patriots?”

“I realised the pickle thing around the same age as you. I was 16 when I suddenly realised that pine cones came from.pine trees.”

“I vividly remember the moment I realized the “every kiss begins with Kay” commercial was a play on words with kiss literally beginning with the letter K(ay). I thought they were just bold and claiming kisses begin with their jewelry brand. Yes I’m autistic and yes I have more examples, that’s just my favorite and first big one.”

“That the song i thought was called ice capade by janet jackson is actually called escapade.”

“That the name Liam is short for William.”

“I thought Charles Barkley the basketball player and gnarles Barkley the musician were the same person.”

“The Normans that invaded England way back? Were from NORMANDY….. I’m not sure why that never dawned on me.”

“I was diagnosed with adhd at 40. All the signs and symptoms were there my entire life.”

“That I have curly hair… my entire life I thought o was cursed with dried out, frizzy Hermione hair… turns out my hair has some solid locks when I ditch the brush, avoid combing while hair is dry, and get a satin night cap lol.”

“This one is hard to admit, but how babies are actually made. I learned when I was 16/17. I knew where they come out of but not how they got in there.”

“That sheep have tails I genuinly did not notice they had tails.”

“You always find the thing you are looking for in the last place you look. I get that it means it’s the last place because why would you keep looking after you find it. But what I always thought it meant was the thing is always in the last place you would consider looking at to find it.”

“How to pronounce “ethereal”, i didnt know it was like eth-ear-eal like cereal, i thought it was ether-eel LOL.”

“I am an educated man in my 40s. I have travelled the world. I have loved and lost. I engage with a wide variety of creative media, so as to expand my understanding of the world while also engaging my mind.I was wildly mispronouncing “biopic” the entire time. I am a dolt.”

“I was like 50 when I found out the Everly Brothers were white guys.”

“How to cook rice without a rice cooker. (Still use one when I can, though. Cause it’s just better.).”

“I was too old when I learned blue raspberry is just a mix of raspberry and blue berry and not a real fruit.”

“The numbers on the dial on a toaster are minutes, not levels of toasty-ness.”

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