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Colorful umbrellas, boots and funny warm sweaters

Gold, orange and red leaves everywhere

It’s the 1st of September and you don’t need to go back to school!

Soothing sounds of rain outside

Picking mushrooms

Cozying up with a cup of coffee

The time when the best photos are made

Meeting up with friends and remembering all the sweet summer moments together

Picnics

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1. You have actual responsibilities now.
Responsibilities take time and make you tired. And all those people you’d like to hang out with? Yeah, they have responsibilities too. Want to meet for lunch? Sure I’ll pencil you in three months from now…only to cancel the week before because something came up.

2. Work is a place of competition instead of camaraderie.
Remember when you waited tables in college at that restaurant with the total troll of a manager? That shared misery (and the joy of spending every weekend together) made it easy to turn coworkers into besties. Now (thanks to RESPONSIBILITIES) your entire life is about getting that promotion before the guy in the next cubicle does. Which means…

3. Hanging out with the same people you work with hurts your soul.
The only thing worse than a stressful job, is spending your weekends with people who only talk about how stressful your job is. Pretty soon, it’s like you never left…and then your head explodes and you die.

4. You no longer have school to sort you into groups of like age and interest.
College made it SO easy. You’re interested in Medieval Literature? Great, here are 25 other people also interested in dissecting Chaucer and Beowulf. But when you’re old, asking a stranger to borrow pencil is weird, not the beginning of a friendship.

5. Income matters now.
Some of us get jobs with big offices and fat paychecks, while others join the Peace Corps or work for non-profits with tiny budgets. And it’s kind of hard to make friends with people whose garage is as big as your entire apartment.

6. Because ‘coupling up’ happens…
Once one is firmly inserted into the glorious orifice of their significant other, it’s hard to make friends…unless they too are coupled up. BUT even if the math works out, it’s no guarantee that the OTHER will like you. In which case all bets are off and you’ll never hear from them again.

7. …and then kids happen.
As we all know, playing house often leads to actually buying a house. Complete with rugrats who take up every single second of their parents’ free time. And if they’ve got kids and you don’t (or vice versa) your budding friendship is almost certainly doomed.

8. You got picky.
Let’s not pretend it’s all the universe’s fault you can’t make friends. In many cases, it’s just because you’ve wised up and developed an actual personality. Unlike in college, people who are too weird, dramatic, needy, or loud when they drink need not apply.

9. Because talking about yourself blows.
When you’re young, all it takes is proximity (what’s up next door neighbor) to become friends for life. Now, you’ve moved halfway across the country and people have no idea who you are. So you have to explain the past 30 years in a way that makes you sound cool but also nonchalant. It’s like repeating the worst job interview of your life over and over. But with no job at the end.

10. Because adults have skeletons in the closet. Scary, scary skeletons.
Making it into your 30’s means you’ve had plenty of time to develop some interests. Possibly strange interests. Things that aren’t really obvious until the fifth time you hang out. Then, just when things are getting comfortable, you find out they’re into partner-swapping and you have to fake an emergency call from your pet sitter just to get out alive.

11. Because you have to accept several separate groups of friends instead of one massive one.
Basically, being an adult means you’ll probably never be able to recreate the big, tight, loyal-til-death group of friends you had in high school and college. Adulthood just pulls us in too many directions to allow for those deep friendships now. That doesn’t mean you can’t have friends of course, you just have to be open to several disparate groups built around common interests (i.e. Yoga Friend, Running Friend, Book Club Friend, Game of Thrones Friend) instead of one merry band of thieves. And you can’t wait for life to bring them to you anymore, which means you’ll actually have to sign up for yoga, go running, join a book club, and watch Game of Thrones.

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No one is perfect and not everyone can be perfect for you. If the person you’re dating does something you really can’t stand, you’re going to have to break their heart.

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If you’re having a bad day… it’s about to change.

There are so many ways your day can get ruined. Maybe you’re having a rough time at work or your significant other is fighting with you. Sometimes, we just wake up on the wrong side of the bed and the rest of the day is a living nightmare.

No matter the reason for your bad mood, it’s about to go away. By just reading these interesting and awesome facts, you’ll feel a lot better. Get ready to smile in 3… 2… 1…

We’re all made from star dust.

A group of pugs? It’s called a grumble.

When a giant panda is born, it weighs only 3-5oz and is about 7 inches long.

The voices of Minnie and Mickey Mouse got married in real life.

Cows have best friends.

Fitzroy river turtles can breathe through their butts.

A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance.

Some window washers dress up as superheroes to cheer up sick kids in hospitals.

A group of women in Germantown, Tennessee, call themselves the 9 Nanas. They bake treats for those who are in need and leave them as gifts. They’ve been doing it for 37 years.

Thousands of new trees are planted every year by squirrels … because they forgot where they hid their nuts.

Alexander Graham Bell originally wanted people to greet each other on the telephone by saying “ahoy!”

On April 1st, 1957, a BBC news program ended with a three minute segment about a spaghetti farm in Switzerland where spaghetti grew on trees. Many people fell for the hoax and contacted the BBC to ask how to grow their own. Their response: “Place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best.”

The voice of Winnie the Pooh, Jim Cummings, calls children in hospitals while in character to cheer them up.

If you make yourself smile, your body will release chemicals that’ll make you feel happy.

Making yourself laugh hard will sometimes result in you naturally laughing hard.

Right now, somewhere a baby is discovering bubbles for the first time.

Puffins mate for life.

A baby puffin is called a puffling.

For a moment, when you were born, you were the youngest person on earth.

Otters hold hands so they don’t float away from each other while they sleep.

Blind people smile when they’re happy, even though they’ve never seen a smile.

Rats laugh when tickled, but you’d need special equipment to hear it.

No matter how old you get, there will always be something you haven’t tried yet.

Every year the Netherlands sends 20,000 tulip bulbs to Canada to thank them for their aid in the Second World War.

Think of the technology you own today. We’re living in the future people dreamed of.

Boy puppies let girl puppies win in play fights.

This is a quokka. It might be the happiest animal alive.

Hugging can cause oxytocin to be released in your body (it lowers blood pressure and cortisol).

And if this didn’t make you smile? Scroll through it again. The second (or third) time’s a charm. Spread the good cheer by clicking on the Share button!

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Don’t get cocky. Big ups to r/PrematureCelebration for the inspiration and schadenfreude.

Because the shot isn’t going in:

Because your rollerblades can’t magically win first place:

Because there’s someone right behind you:

There’s ALWAYS someone behind you:

Well, except when it matters:

Because riding anything without hands is really hard:

And scoring without the ball is also really hard:

Because there’s always time left:

The clock doesn’t care about your celebration:

Because you can’t clap your way to the finish line:

Or point your way:

And you certainly can’t fist-pump your way to the finish line:

Because you rolling over isn’t going to make that goal count:

And your cockiness isn’t going to make your hand come out better:

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Let’s all take a moment and be jealous of the luckiest employees on the planet

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We can all only hope to be as old and great as these old and great people.

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I feel like most of these reasons for detention would be highly unlikely to occur prior to the dawn of the World Wide Web. So, thank you, Internet!

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Just keep on reading and you will agree.

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This is why men love Halloween.

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Did you know that being a college student is just like being old.

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Just say no.

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Do you really want everyone to see your back sweat?

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On his 204th Birthday, our 16th President seems more relevant now than ever, at least in a cult internet sort of way.

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Pictures of sweet things.

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