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Spent ages playing the “Love Calculator” and working out which way of doing it would give you the best result.

 Played M.A.S.H. during rainy day lunch breaks.

And you’d do both of these with your huge collection of gel pens.

Bought individually from the counter in WH Smiths, of course.

Agonised over which body spray to buy from Superdrug.

Red was the sexiest, everyone knew that.

Perfectly applied hair mascara for that casual sunkissed look.

Covered yourself in body glitter.

Eventually, you’d learn about only applying it to your collarbones and cheekbones from an article in Mizz.

Sprayed a thick layer of hair glitterall over your head.

Bought one of these for each of your best friends every time you went on holiday.

Tried to keep your holiday hair braid in for as long as possible.

Begged your mum to buy you the sassy tops from Tammy Girl.

Watched SM:TV Live every Saturday morning.

And sang along to Wonky Donkey and the Pokemon Rap.

Spent ages creating the perfect cool MSN name.

Flirted with SmarterChild whenever you were bored.

Owned loads of “Bang On The Door” stationary.

Nudged your friends on MSN if they weren’t paying enough attention to you.

Kept your P.E. kit in a Jane Norman bag.

Or La Senza, if you felt like being scandalous.

Read all the Jacqueline WIlson books.

Made you and your crush get married in Sims 2.

Then killing him* eventually when he was a jerk.

*his Sim, that is.

Went bowling but spent the entire time playing Dance Dance Revolution in the arcade.

Wrote love messages to your BFFs on Bebo.

Agonised who would go into your top 8 on MySpace.

Got married to your best friend on Facebook.

Took long baths with bath pearls you bought from the Body Shop.

Lusted after the D&G Motorola Razr.

But actually, you were just glad to finally have a phone at all.

Even if it was a monstrosity like the Nokia 7600.

Went through a phase where you wore Jack Wills all the time.

Teamed with trackie b’s and some fake Uggs, probably.

Desperately want to be Marissa, Sugar or Effie.

And of course, drank way too much Smirnoff Ice.

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Earl Sinclair

You won’t believe how much America’s favorite TV family has grown up.

Fran Sinclair

Robbie Sinclair

Charlene Sinclair

Baby Sinclair

B.P. Richfield (Earl’s boss)

This girl character

These guys (Earl’s co-workers?)

The Grandma

This news anchor character

The end. That is all of the dinosaurs from Dinosaurs.

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Is your butt in trouble? It’s time to take action.

If you’re struggling to deal with your body’s trouble areas, follow these tips.

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Reasons Your Friends Aren’t Calling You Back.

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“They’re just more trouble than they’re worth,” said Jessie Gallan, a Scottish woman who recently celebrated her 109th birthday.

On Jan. 2, Scotland resident Jessie Gallan reportedly celebrated her 109th birthday.

Her reason for living so long?

“My secret to a long life has been staying away from men,” Gallan told the Daily Mail. “They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.”

“I also made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning, and have never gotten married,” she continued.

So basically, the key to living a long, healthy, and happy life is to avoid men forever and never get married.

Thanks for the invaluable advice, Jessie. Happy birthday!

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“To do list: 1) Get a girlfriend. 2) Kiss her. 3) Rule the world.”

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Out of their animated worlds and into ours.

1. What is Jasmine doing in the club?

2. Why are Lady Tremaine, Drizella, and Anastasia walking to the ball?

They’re there because that’s where Harry McNally put them.

3. McNally is a photographer, and for his “Moments Like This” series he superimposes Disney characters (like Cinderella) on to 35mm photographs.

4. This image of Alice lost in the New York subway system (“Which Way Is Up”) was the first in the series.

5. Suddenly Mickey becomes a janitor….

6. …and Gus Gus gets drunk.

7. What kind of prescription could Snow White be taking?

Maybe the poisoned apple left permanent damage.

8. Without a pumpkin coach, Cinderella is forced to take the subway.

9. How does he match up each character and photograph (like Ariel and this bedroom scene) so perfectly?

McNally played it coy and told BuzzFeed Life that “the ideas come to me in my sleep.”

10. Although he’s marvelous at creating these moments melding fantasy and reality, McNally said he has never been a huge Disney fan (sorry, Peter Pan).

“However, I grew up with two sisters, so I was exposed to a lot of these films. Sometimes unwillingly. I am seeing a therapist now.”

11. Cogsworth is not impressed with this display, but if *you* are, you can buy prints of McNally’s work here.

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Jackson who really stretched out once he got home.

Spokey who was just waiting for the person to smile for.

This beta fish who was rescued from a pet store that did not take care of him.

This little guy who cheered up immediately with a little treat and some TLC.

Penny Lane who just wanted to snuggle.

This little pup who just wanted to (lovingly) make a mess for you.

And Sandy who was rescued from the desert.

If you want to put this kind of smile on a dog’s face, check out your local shelter, humane society or even online at Pet Finder.

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Viewers were bitterly upset that a human being wasn’t actually eaten alive by a giant snake for their entertainment.

On Sunday evening, the Discovery Channel aired its heavily trailed Eaten Alive show, which involved American naturalist Paul Rosolie being eaten alive by a giant anaconda.

Rosolie though defended the show, saying it was designed to highlight the destruction of the rainforest.

The suit, which was covered in pig blood, was also designed to prevent the anaconda crushing him to death.

The two-hour special, shown on American TV last night, showed the Amazon conservationist and his team searching for the giant snake for 90 minutes, followed by half an hour of them enticing the reptile to consume him.

Towards the end of the show the anaconda was shown biting Rosolie’s helmet and wrapping itself around him.

The snake’s crushing power proved to be too much for Rosolie and his protective suit and the stunt had to be called off before it tried to swallow his head.

“I went limp and let it constrict. All the while I was just thinking: ‘Eat, eat, eat!’ She wrapped around me and I felt my suit cracking and my arms ripping out of their sockets.”

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This guy’s vibe is on another level.

This woman was just strolling through Sheffield station.

This sweet old lady was selling cookies at Comic Con.

This man is very open about his preferences.

And so is this man.

This old lady has a pretty awesome sense of humour.

This man lets his T-shirt do all the talking.

This guy just gets straight to the point.

This Sydney local wants you to know he has ARRIVED.

This grandpa is a walking advertisement for LivePorn.com.

This dude doesn’t care that his secret may be out now.

This guy is ODing on swag right now.

This woman is pretty humble.

This lady is smiling but wants us all to know what she’s ~really~ thinking.

This guy will do anything for $20.

This man probably isn’t that familiar with “bukkake”.

He should probably have a chat with this guy.

This man doesn’t mind advertising this crappy joke.

This guy wears his personality on his T-shirt.

You don’t want to mess with this little lady.

This guy doesn’t care what you think either.

You should probably stay away from this fella.

In case you can’t read the print, this says: “I don’t smoke crack, I lick it.” Right.

 I wouldn’t invite this lady round for tea any time soon.

This grandpa makes a valid point.

This guy gives zero fucks about his T-shirt or sloppy holes for that matter.

This man is happy about his high aspirations.

This guy knows what’s good in life.

And lastly there’s this guy, not ashamed of testing condoms for a living.

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“Close your mouth when you chew or else I’ll punch you square in the face.”

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Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold

What He’s Up To Now: Chase starred in the NBC hit comedy Community but quit during the series’ fourth season. Next October, Chase is set to appear alongside Ed Helms, Christina Applegate, and Chris Hemsworth in Vacation, the fifth installment in the National Lampoon’s Vacation franchise.

Beverly D’Angelo as Ellen Griswold

What She’s Up To Now: D’Angelo played agent Barbara Miller in HBO’s Entourage from 2005 to 2011, and last year, she starred in the post-apocalyptic movie Bounty Killer. Like Chase, D’Angelo is also expected to appear in Vacation.

Doris Roberts as Francis Smith

What She’s Up To Now: Roberts is best known for her role as Raymond’s mother on Everybody Loves Raymond. More recently, Roberts guest starred on the ABC Family sitcom Melissa & Joey.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Margo Chester

What She’s Up To Now: After playing the Griswolds’ snobby neighbor in Christmas Vacation, Louis-Dreyfus went on to star as the iconic Elaine Benes on Seinfeld. She currently stars as U.S. Vice President Selina Meyer on HBO’s Veep.

Johnny Galecki as Rusty Griswold

What He’s Up To Now: Like his on-screen mom Ellen, Galecki also appeared on the HBO show Entourage. Since 2007, he has played Dr. Leonard Hofstadter on CBS’s The Big Bang Theory, which is now in its eighth season.

Juliette Lewis as Audrey Griswold

What She’s Up To Now: In 2012, Lewis played Tammy Hemphill on the NBC drama The Firm, and in 2013, she starred in August: Osage County as Karen Weston. Lewis, who is also a singer, told The Guardian earlier this year, “I was meant to make music in my soul way younger than I did.”

Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie Johnson

What He’s Up To Now: Following his on-screen success in movies like Independence Day and Brokeback Mountain, Quaid was arrested with his wife in 2010 on property damage charges. The pair fled to Canada, where they were denied permanent residency status in January 2013.

Miriam Flynn as Catherine Johnson

What She’s Up To Now: Flynn appeared in the first two seasons of the ABC sitcom Suburgatory. Since 1997, she has voiced the part of Grandma Longneck for The Land Before Time series.

Diane Ladd as Nora Griswold

What She’s Up To Now: A three-time Oscar nominee, Ladd starred in HBO’s Enlightened from 2011 to 2013.

Nicholas Guest as Todd Chester

What He’s Up To Now: Guest, who works mainly as a voiceover artist, did voice work for Disney’s Tangled and Frozen.

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In one minute, this model goes through 100 years’ worth of hair and makeup trends.

Here’s what women were doing in the ’20s.

That lipstick precision deserves a gold medal.
The 1940s were all about the Victory Roll.

Mainly, it’s counted as a victory if you can get that to stay in place all day.
The ’60s were such a tease.

Don’t forget the blue eyeshadow.
If you’re allergic to hairspray, the ’80s were not for you.

The more crimping, the better.
Sigh. The ’90s were so good.

Good thing they’re making a comeback, right?
Just to be clear, 2010 will forever be known as the decade of duckface.

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Just because you live in fear for your life doesn’t mean you let yourself go, ladies!

The Walking Dead’s Rosita Espinosa (Christian Serratos) — a zombie-fighter, yes, but also a woman.

Ginger (Tina Louise) was a movie star, damn it, and she was not going to let a little marooning get in the way of her having hairless armpits.

2. Mary Ann Summers, Gilligan’s Island (1964-1967)

If Mary Ann (Dawn Wells) gets lost at sea, her razor gets lost with her.

3. Nova, Planet of the Apes (1968)

Nova (Linda Harrison) doesn’t speak, she gets abducted and caged, but I guess she figures the only thing that separates her from the apes is her lack of armpit hair. Stay beautiful, Nova.

4. Ripley, Alien (1979)

A giant, vicious alien is terrorizing Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), who is forced to flee for her life on a space shuttle from an orgy of death. But a girl can’t flee for her life with armpit stubble, now can she?

Emmeline Lestrange, The Blue Lagoon (1980)

Emmeline (Brooke Shields) and her cousin Richard (Christopher Atkins) are marooned on an island as children, but thankfully, this Victorian girl learned about shaving. Her cousin probably wouldn’t have wanted to have sex with her if she hadn’t.

6.Belle, Beauty and the Beast (1991)

You might think that the hairy beast holding you prisoner wouldn’t mind if you stopped shaving your armpits while incarcerated, but Belle is not a quitter like you are.

7. Helen, Waterworld (1995)

Helen (Jeanne Tripplehorn) lives on a boat in a post-apocalyptic world where the polar ice caps have melted. You know what’s hot besides those global temperatures? A woman who shaves in the face of adversity.

Kate, Lost (2004–2010)

Some survivors of plane crashes who are then stranded on an island would abandon their shaving routing. Not Kate Austen (Evangeline Lilly), though. You go, girl!

Evey, V for Vendetta (2005)

Presumed political prisoner Evey (Natalie Portman) is being tortured for information. Somehow, even in that little cell, with only the scribbled stories of a persecuted lesbian to sustain her, she manages to keep her armpits hairless, because Evey stays true to her values.

 Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)

She’s a formidable archer. She’s courageous. She’s got a sense of integrity that just won’t quit. But for Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence), part of preparing for a forced fight to the death is a quick shave. Some gender norms weren’t made to be broken!

11. Tris, Divergent (2014)

While she’s avoiding assassination at the hands of a dystopian government, Tris (Shailene Woodley) is also doing everything she can to prove that she’s cut out for Dauntless. What is braver than shaving your armpits, I ask you?

12. All women, The Walking Dead (2010–present)

Living in constant terror? What could be more comforting than a little reminder of patriarchy?

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After getting high, they ate snacks and played Cards Against Humanity, because duh.

Cut Video found three grandmas who had never smoked pot and gave them an opportunity to try it for the first time. This is what happened…

And even though Paula, Dorothea, and Deirdre had never smoked weed before, they caught on really quickly.

Before long, they were giving each other advice on how to take a hit.

Just five minutes after lighting up, the grandmas said they could definitely feel something…

After a failed game of Jenga, they decided to try smoking out of a vaporizer (which one of the trio mistook for a dildo).

Then they did what any stoned grandmas would do — they played Cards Against Humanity, where they got stuck on a word they’d never heard of before… Queefing?

But when they learned what it was, it obviously won the round… “Coming to Broadway this season… ‘Pussy Farts: The Musical.’”

After 40 minutes, they asked the now very giggly grandmas what they thought of getting high.

And they said they’d be down to get high again…

Moral of the story: Grandmas getting high is surprisingly adorable.

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Can’t unsee.

1. “Is it in you?” (Gatorade)

2. “Got milk?” (California Milk Processor Board)

3. “Once you pop, you can’t stop.” (Pringles)

4. “You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.” (Snickers)

5. “Taste the rainbow.” (Skittles)

6. “Betcha can’t eat just one.” (Lay’s)

7. “Good to the last drop.” (Maxwell House)

8. “Teeny doesn’t mean weeny.” (iPod Mini)

9. “Where’s the beef?” (Wendy’s)

10. “Finger-lickin’ good!” (KFC)

11. “I ate the bones.” (KFC)

12. “Think small.” (Volkswagon)

13. “Think big.” (IMAX)

14. “Keeps going and going and going.” (Energizer)

15. “A little dab’ll do ya!” (Brylcreem)

16. “Let your fingers do the walking.” (Yellow Pages)

17. “Pleasing people the world over.” (Holiday Inn)

18. “Bop it! Twist it! Pull it!” (Bop It)

19. “Beauty outside. Beast inside.” (Mac Pro)

20. “Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.” (M&M’s)

21. “M’m! M’m! Good!” (Campbell’s Soup)

22. “Reach out and touch someone.” (AT&T)

23. “Breakfast of champions.” (Wheaties)

24. “Great taste, less filling.” (Miller Lite)

25. “Eat fresh.” (Subway)

26. “It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.” (Timex)

27. “Obey your thirst.” (Sprite)

28. “Just do it.” (Nike)

29. “So easy a caveman can do it.” (Geico)

30. “Put a tiger in your tank.” (Exxon)

31. “When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight.” (FedEx)

32. “Our most important package is yours.” (FedEx)

33. “You can’t top the copper top.” (Duracell)

34. “Are you in good hands?” (Allstate)

35. “Think outside the bun.” (Taco Bell)

And, last but certainly not least…

36. “If it doesn’t get all over the place, it doesn’t belong in your face.” (Carl’s Jr.)

Indeed.

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Vilma Soltesz died in Hungary in 2012 after Delta, KLM, and Lufthansa apparently wouldn’t allow her to come home to New York on their planes.

This is Vilma Stolesz back in October 2012.

The New York Daily News claimed she was allegedly barred from flying back to New York City from her holiday home in Hungary for being too fat by three airlines: Delta, KLM, and Lufthansa. Shortly afterwards, she died back at the holiday home.

The paper said her husband, Janos Soltesz, 57, “settled his $6 million lawsuit against the airlines” in late August, according to court documents.

The Daily Mail reported that the suit says the airlines sent him and his wife “on a debilitating ‘wild goose chase’” which ultimately killed her.

At the time she weighed 407 pounds, and had a partially amputated left leg that left her wheelchair-bound.

According to the paper, she began feeling sick on 2 October but was cleared to fly so she could get medical treatment back in the US.

But apparently there were broken seats on the KLM plane which meant she couldn’t move into them from her wheelchair.

According to the Daily Mail: “After waiting in a Budapest airport for more than five hours, the couple drove to Prague to catch a Delta flight they were assured could accommodate them. But Delta did not have an adequate wheelchair to transport Vilma Soltesz to her seat, the suit added.”

She was then told to get off a Lufthansa flight because passengers were apparently being delayed and needed to catch a connecting flight. Nine days later, she died.

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