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This hero went out on apparently quite the drinking session to celebrate getting a new job and woke up with a fireman next to him.

He was found atop a shopping centre in Cambridge on Saturday after having somehow climbed the fire escape onto the curved glass roof.

A court heard that he’d been on a bender celebrating his new job before scaling the building. He first denied the offence but when police asked if he had caused a public nuisance he said: “Yeah, I was found on the roof so I suppose I did.”

His solicitor said: “He is very embarrassed and ashamed of his behaviour and in no way does he seek to diminish or minimize the impact of his actions on the public and the emergency services… He had gone out on Saturday to celebrate a new job, clearly he drank too much and has no recollection how he ended up on that roof.”

Shops had to be evacuated and a cordon was put in place while he was rescued. He pleaded guilty. Let’s hope he doesn’t lose that new job.

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“Here’s to women’s panties. They may not be the best thing in the world, but they’re the closest thing to it.”

“May our lives be in songs, our deaths in text books, and our names in history!”

“Here’s to those who wish us well. And those that don’t can go to hell.”

“To our exes, may they stay that way!“

“Over the teeth, and past the gums – look out stomach, here it comes!!”

“May we always be happy, and may our enemies always know it”

“May our coffins be built of 100 year old wood, and may we plant the trees tomorrow.”

“May misfortune follow you always, and never catch up.”

“May we always have steak when we’re hungry, and drink when we’re dry, and if the liquor don’t kill us, may we drink ’till we die!”

“May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.”

“May you never go to hell, but always be on your way.”

“May the worst days of your future be a reflection of the best days from your past!”

“Laughing is one, loving is another. May they always be following each other.”

“What shall we drink to? About three in the morning!”

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Grilled Citrus Margarita

Caramelized Grapefruit Margarita

Jalapeño Watermelon Margarita

Fresh Peach Margarita

Cherry Beer Margarita

Pear Cilantro Margarita

Spicy Cucumber Margarita

Blueberry Basil Margarita

Coconut Mint Margarita

Cinnamon Orange Margarita

Blood Orange Margarita

Honey Vanilla Margarita

Iced Tea Margarita

Rhubarb Margarita

Fig Margarita

Rosemary Ginger Margarita

Pink Lemonade Margarita

Lavender Margarita

Lemongrass Margarita

Cotton Candy Margarita

Pomegranate Margarita

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What you’ll need: red and white gummy candy, purple gummy candy, vodka (watching Arrested Development won’t hurt).

Cut the red and white candy to seperate the colors. Set the mixed color parts of candy to the side for eating.

Test how well the candies melt down.

Lightly grease the molds to make removal a bit easier.

While melting (about a 110 pieces of candy) add in the vodka.

Heat the candies until melted, but do not boil.

Pour melted candy into the molds, leaving about 2mm of room in the mold. Let the halves chill in the fridge or freezer. Do the same for the red candy.

Save the extra in the fridge for later.

Purple candy will make of the center of the pokeball.

Melt down the purple candy and add a little more vodka.

Add the purple gummy mix over the top of the white and red halves. Put back in the fridge or freezer for about an hour.

The white half should look something like this.

Pop the two halves together and you get this.

Remember that extra white gummy candy you saved, melt that down.

Using a melon baller spoon some white gummy onto the balls. Throw into the fridge or freeze for one final cool down.

…and the finished product!

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