Thursday , 21 September 2017

Things That “The Simpson’s” Has Taught Us…

Smoking is not sexy:

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Always drink plenty of Malk:

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Arranged marriages can work:

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Sometimes, it’s okay to brag about your accomplishments:

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Alcohol is both the problem and the solution:

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Sex sells:

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Listen to your parents’ advice, but don’t follow it blindly:

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Smarch has lousy weather:

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Do not touch Willie:

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Don’t over think it, the simplest solution is often the right one:

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How to say Grace:

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‘Embiggens’ is a perfectly cromulent word:

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Always know where the ‘ANY’ key is on a keyboard:

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Never turn your back on your sugar pile, not even for a second:

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‘Die’ means ‘The’ in German:

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At the end of the day, it’s nice to come home to the people you love:

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No one wants to see your 500-photo vacation slideshow:

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Ignorance is bliss:

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Your parents had a completely different life before you came along:

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Yoko Ono ruins everything:

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Don’t take things at face value:

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No matter how much you want to, you can’t turn back time:

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